i want people who follow me to follow my concept blog @abhandlunggespenster but i am too shy to say so

i think i just threw up from anxiety for the first time ever. and its kinda funny to do that bc its like. girl for real? nothing in your stomach at all? doing all that for no reason? sheesh. but then i felt a lot better afterwards. hope that doesn't awaken anything in me

fondly reminiscing about a wine crisp apple i once had at an apple orchard

if i had my druthers I'd go to sleep at like 8 peem

something i do think is a hoot about anne rice's universe is that there's like idk 50 vampires and about a third of those are blatant pedophiles. but they also shoot fireballs and flay minds and shit so its like, what are we doing about pedophiles in the vampire community? uh ..... not a damn thing

when cats get older and their preferences become increasingly specific and but they don't have the concept of speech or even abstract gestural language. but somehow they have to communicate that they want to get 1) put the fuzzy blanket over your shoulder so they can suck on it while 2) being held like baby

had gas so bad today i was convinced i had appendicitis

i am soooo completely paralyzed