had gas so bad today i was convinced i had appendicitis

and i still have it

it's because i used oil infused with chili crisp to make a chipotle vinegarette salad dressing dupe. which was delicious. but i almost blew up

ive put chili crisp or chili crisp oil on pretty much every food ive eaten since and it hasn't happened again. so if this was the brick stopping you from purchasing this wonderful condiment please just know that change is possible

one of the cats (the oldest one) realized there's a pile of mobility cushions in the corner of my room and she's sitting on it like. idk she just discovered oil on her land. like holy fuck they're going to take it from me

its a pile of mobility cushions that are all set at different odds so some places are easy to sit on and other places are interesting challenges but either way its right in petting distance of my desk, in a corner out of the way. she's like HOLY FUCK there's no way they don't know about this????

talked to a nurse practitioner about getting on a semaglutide and she was like oh yeah definitely. your liver fat as hell girl. lets order up some bloodwork

she didn't submit my bloodwork orders because, get this, she quit THAT AFTERNOON

i had my whoooooole song and dance prepared only to be pleasantly surprised that the nurse practitioner wasn't going to make me jump through hoops and told me that she wasn't going to put this down as "for weight loss" which would prevent it from being covered by insurance. and then she didn't even submit the bloodwork orders. like if you were going to quit, fine. but now i have to get ANOTHER appointment to get the BLOODWORK prescribed and do the song and dance AGAIN and hope this person doesn't say it's for weight loss. ugh. this is too much. i hate this place

i had to drive down there bc you cant get ahold of people on the phone and not only did she not put in my bloodwork she didnt take any notes at all

talked to a nurse practitioner about getting on a semaglutide and she was like oh yeah definitely. your liver fat as hell girl. lets order up some bloodwork

she didn't submit my bloodwork orders because, get this, she quit THAT AFTERNOON

i had my whoooooole song and dance prepared only to be pleasantly surprised that the nurse practitioner wasn't going to make me jump through hoops and told me that she wasn't going to put this down as "for weight loss" which would prevent it from being covered by insurance. and then she didn't even submit the bloodwork orders. like if you were going to quit, fine. but now i have to get ANOTHER appointment to get the BLOODWORK prescribed and do the song and dance AGAIN and hope this person doesn't say it's for weight loss. ugh. this is too much. i hate this place

talked to a nurse practitioner about getting on a semaglutide and she was like oh yeah definitely. your liver fat as hell girl. lets order up some bloodwork

she didn't submit my bloodwork orders because, get this, she quit THAT AFTERNOON