(he/it) (adult) follow my art blog @writing-biting-art, profile pic by @i-am-a-living-god, surprisingly a full adult. delighted that the last couple of years of adulthood haven't been a fluke and that I'm here to stay.
let's see how long this one lasts, shall we folks?
hi, sol here. short for solaris! you can also call me pep or peppermint. he/it pronouns
my vent posts are rebloggable because I love attention :3
my art blog: @writing-biting-art
my instagram (infrequent updates cause I forget about it: writing_biting
my ao3: writing_biting
my bluesky (empty. untouched. unused. completely barren): writing-biting.bsky.social
my fucking. x account (i don't. use this one either): Writing_Biting
if for some reason you want to find me on wattpad: writing_biting
you can also find me! on quotev! I don't post there tho: writingbiting
"Actually, I'm just here for your rottmnt au." said nobody ever. here's its blog though (hasn't been updated in a while): @feathers-and-petals
Rant and memes under the cut:
i'm confident in my ability to write and draw, but sometimes you'll catch me dropping some banger story analysis (i don't usually bother cause i assume everyone already noticed the underlying themes and that the stuff i see is just obvious). my specialty is starting things and not finishing them. I never fall in love, but i sure do fall out of love a lot!
my mouth filter is permanently fucked up, and i am so so tired all of the time except when i'm enthusiastic and volatile!
I love words and their definitions, i love every color of the sky except that fucking post, i love space and i love the ocean. I will talk about fandoms i know nothing about, and i do want to hear about your blorbo. If i didn't respond its because i got eaten by the vortex. it happens multiple times a day, so be ready for that. never be afraid to follow up on something later, because if you don't i might take multiple years to respond! yes, seriously.
I love blocking people! I'll do it over basically nothing and it's lots of fun! it's called curating your online experience babyy. im here to have a good time!
every once and a while ill go through the entire tag of something and reblog posts until i hit my post limit. it's lots a fun and youre along for the ride! (I try to throw some of them in the queue but ehh)
now! prepare yourself for a sequence of banners that are the entire reason I made this post (as in. i made a pinned post just so i could have cool banners)
Please note, the banners were chosen on vibes alone and also i love lying.
Ended up making a bunch of images so that the Caine banner I stole off @/hugsohugs would have friends. Oopsie
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you could do jim and claire as ladybug and cat noir
Oh no my two hyper fixations!!! I would love to!!! I saw another anon ask in my comments asking for Jim as Mr.Bug so yall are on the same wave length with this. Will def color this later but here is Jim and Claire and Ladybug and Chat Noirβ¦
Though I think Mr.Bug or Sir Bug fits for Jim and maybe something like Familiar or Kitten Chaos for Claireβ¦hmmmmm I will work shop those. Iβll color this someday lol
According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.
Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"
Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.
Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.
i will fucking die on this hill btw. carl is in that tier of side characters u could ponder forever off the crumbs π€ provided bc they are doing so much with him. heβs security. heβs the guy with the expense account. heβs brimming with fucking joy at doing Science Experiments. heβs a coworker. heβs a pal. heβs the guy watching over you like a guardian angel while youβre dragged into a long slumber. and probably your death. heβs the guy telling you βyouβll do greatβ as you beg for help. literally the character ever.
hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional
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Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
The notes are starting to be all, "Yeah, crackship means there's no chemistry! Even canon ships can be crackships!" and I must STRENUOUSLY disagree.
A crackship isn't just any ship that makes you go, "Eh, I don't see it." A crackship is absolutely WILD in concept. A crackship is the one that makes your friends look at you with the beginnings of existential horror. It's the one where they wave a circle round you thrice and close their eyes in holy dread, for you on honeydew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise.
anyway I said it as a joke but if anyone wants to join my Tony the Tiger/Galactus Discord -
i used to play a game where friends would chuck two random characters at me and i'd have to construct and justify a ship between them as fast as possible. Very fun game.
My crowning achievement is from Invader Zim: one of the Planet Jacker aliens who tried to steal the earth to throw into their dying sun as firewood; and a goldfish that appeared in one scene (in a different episode) to accidentally flop into a guy's water glass and cause him to choke when he drank it.
though justifying Uchiha Sasuke and Sailor Moon came pretty close.
THAT is a crack ship. a ship that may cause people to accuse you of smoking a particularly potent form of cocaine to have come up with it. not "i can't imagine it working out," but "i can't imagine it PERIOD, and i can't imagine how YOU imagined it." merely mentioning the names, without even getting to the explanation/justification, should inspire confusion and awe.
Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:
Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need
The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to
You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking
No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)
Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.
Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!
Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.
This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.
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getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.
but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.
and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.
RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.
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sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.