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*defensively* not all of us were taught the wheels on the bus go round and round in school

to be quite honest with you i do think it's a little funny that being on anxiety meds and going to therapy for my mental health issues has made me more of a vocal hater. like the pettiness was there all along i was just ignoring it because i had other shit going on or whatever

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.