Snail's Snippets

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP POSTING GORE?!?!? I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!! THANK GOODNESS MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WORKS FULL TIME KILLING THE FOUL HOUNDS OF HER KIND OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED TO POWDER BY NOW.

help i got stuck in gnome tumblr again

get the fuck out of our Tumblr???? that guy was my barber 😭

I'm scared guys someone get me out of the gnome internet

I will admit to being quite confused and concerned about poor Susan when I read the book, though I didn't think it was a matter of femininity specifically so much as rejecting Christ for material, temporary things in general. I was grateful to learn that her story did not end on such a dour note.

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

This is such a beautiful thing

Jesus christ

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

yo what the fuck happened to this post

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

*forms the sign of the cross and utters a Latin prayer*

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

There are things I learned in a sticks-in-the-woods high school, a high school where we had a graduating class of 13, a high school where everybody was in the school band because it was the only arts credit, that people on this website try to say was impossible to learn about without dedicated online research.

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

It's a giant herbivore with a weapon. With what we know about giant, armed herbivores in the modern day, I would be a lot more nervous, honestly.

wait....... let her cook

being attracted to lactose-tolerant people is pedophilia because milk is made for infants and therefore keeps you mentally and spiritually a minor forever

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

The Old Gray Whore supports illegals killing and raping normal people.

A snuff film is porn, or at least meant to be sexual in some nature. If this is all it takes then literally every recording of someone dying is now a snuff film.

I've always heard it that snuff films are defined specifically as films where the person is killed and filmed specifically to be sold. Sexual fetish is the most obvious source for an audience but not part of the definition.

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

they all have a flared base

It's clearly white supremacy, tho, why does White get to go first? And when White reaches the black side through slaughter of the black ones they become more powerful, which is CLEARLY an allegory for slavery.

Finally a board game with realistic women's bodies.