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Doo doo doo-doo dooooo

Ah. One of the sponsors has already walked away from it because he acknowledged it was a bad bill, the guy who wrote has already been primaried, and even MSN acknowledges it is likely just a political stunt.

I can't find the actual poll anywhere so I am trying very hard to take this with a grain of salt but YouGov usually does good work and NewsGuard who commissioned the poll noted on their site that they were so surprised by these results that they asked YouGov to check again and yeah sure enough.

This is really disturbing.

Anti-first person readers when they find a story actually told in the second person:

I've also read books that are first-person present-tense, which comes off as the character sort of narrating to himself as the book unfolds.

Most people probably don’t see baby hummingbirds very often so it might not be obvious to everyone that this video is not real but some things to remember as general rules

1. Baby birds especially new hatchlings are kind of weird looking

so this is one of the big AZP comics that makes its rounds on the internet. Sam, Alex, and Atea are obvious, but who are the other two women playing cards? I haven't seen them in any other AZP strips that get shared regularly

The girl in blue is Nina Ninja. She is not a member of the crew, she is a side character that had a grudge against Alex because Alex was constantly stealing from her. She’s also one of the few characters to treat Adam fairly well, so that’s yet another reason why this comic doesn’t work.

The other girl is named Aluinde. She is ALSO not actually a member of her crew, and is a former friend of Alex’s who supposedly betrayed her at some point. She only shows up in person in like one comic and is mentioned maybe like four times.

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

So two things there

1 - we already own two of each, so no.

The America 250 concert is going up in flames.

World Cup will be a bust. Hotels empty.

And I don't think about Trump nearly as much as you guys do, so I'm still pretty excited about 250.

I don't let morons ruin my fun.

I'm grilling on July 4th and watching "America: The Motion Picture" because hell yea America!