please stop these games

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Also, it used to be just red (red delicious), yellow (golden delicious), and green (granny Smith). But then a lot of other varieties have been popularized in the past twenty years

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

something something Thomas Wayne always picked up toddler Bruce when they were crossing streets because Bruce was a curious kid and as soon as he could run away and look at something interesting, he did, except adult Bruce doesn’t remember that part, only the part where fathers pick up their kids at crosswalks so when he adopts Dick, even though the kid was pushing 12, it’s an instant “ah yes, this is what parents must do, see Alfred, I understand how to raise children” and it ends with Dick being picked up at every crosswalk in downtown Gotham when they’re out and about, the local media being enamored with how “parental” Bruce Wayne is being, and a very confused Dick Grayson who is so used to being picked up anyway for vaults and flips that he just…lets it happen. because yeah, he’s too old for it, and Alfred is politely hiding a smile behind his coffee, but Bruce never drops him. Bruce’s arms never tire. and maybe, just maybe, there’s the feeling that they might be able to do this together forever

Okay, latest favorite trend with all the visitors to the US for the World Cup: Watching them lose their shit at the Wal-Mart. It's so wholesome and fun. That's right. We have ALL the Pop Tarts!!!

rolling snake eyes is a bad thing. being a snake in the grass is a bad thing. being cold-blooded is a bad thing. the english language is so fucking hostile for snakes why do you hate us so bad

NOT TO MENTION snake oil salesmen are famously sketchy. why do you hate our oils

really funny character concept i will definitely be using some day: oil salesman who is a snake. introduced as a snake oil salesman

he's a painfully honest and sincere oil salesman. he's not selling miracle cures he's telling you exactly what it is. and what it is, is oil. he's got olive oil coconut oil corn oil. every kind of oil you can think of