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new Thomas and Chris doodle over old noodles + some divas from the gay bar

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in general, it’s beneficial to think of identity as a descriptor rather than a rigid bin. the minute you start thinking “I want to do xyz but i’m a [identity] so i can’t” you’ve fucked up. The role of identity should be to describe your experience not shape it.
“i’m really attracted to this woman, but I’m not gay” OK, do you want to affirm your identity, or do you want to explore a new life experience?
“when I feel safe with this person, sometimes I wanna submit to them, but I can’t because I’m a dom” OK do you want to rigidly conform to that label or do you want to let yourself feel safe and taken care of?”
“i’m a bottom but i really want to top this one person” do i need to go on?
identity can be extremely valuable for understanding oneself, and communicating that to others, but you will be happier if you understand it as a sort of descriptive shorthand rather than a set of categories which you must aspire to or work to fit into or conform to 100% of the time
today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u
I'm sorry.???
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Okey
I’m sorry to do this but I am compelled to share this staple of modern Philadelphian history.
This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

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hooting and clapping and cheering for Emily Wilson
the internet has made people feel like their personal opinion on every topic is valuable and important and holds equal weight to everyone else’s but the truth is some spaces aren’t for you and some things you just can’t relate to or understand and that’s okay. learn when to stay quiet instead of inserting yourself into conversations that are actually nothing to do with you
Su she: *throws nhs to the floor*
Jin Guangyao: rude.
Su She: ok. *picks nhs again and lays him down properly this time*
Guanyin temple is a comedy.
we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are
"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for
I am smack dab in the middle of 6 weeks of chaos including but not limited to Working in a Philadelphia Museum During America 250 so I needed a long-running TV show to play mindlessly in my off hours and it turns out The West Wing is that show.
and I'm not going to lie, watching it during the second Trump term is a different and more disheartening experience than watching it during the first Trump term BUT! you know what still hits? Abby & Jed Bartlett's persistent attempts to rope their friend Leo into a throuple without him realizing that it's happened. truly the old people ot3 of all time.

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Jfc. The past week has been a lot on many levels, but the absolute kicker has to be the fact that I just made a huge bowl of beans and various other stuff that was going to provide me with 3-4 meals this week, took a bite, and had the most visceral “cilantro is soap” reaction I’ve ever had. Like normally I’m mild to positive on cilantro, I can get where the soap accusations are coming from but with a good amount of lime to balance it out I’m okay. But… blegh, this is not good.
Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.
Hello sir would you like your bird sounds today in Siren, Machinery, or Ghost
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Thank you so much, I can’t pick my favourite!
Number 3, the sturnus vulgaris is just glorious!
Slightly sad there's no Eider duck on the list but what a marvelous collection.
@derinthescarletpescatarian today we also have them in Squeaky Toy
I’m home with a fever (☹️) so I went looking for an audiobook I could play while occasionally dozing without losing the plot and ended up with Death on the Nile narrated by David Suchet!
Ngl I don’t recognize his own English voice at all so it does feel a little trippy to be listening him narrate and voice other characters and it’s like yeah this is a perfectly good audiobook and then Poirot speaks and it’s like WOAH YEAH THAT’S THE GUY.
By complete and utter coincidence, when I was perusing for Death on The Nile I decided to put a hold on Cards on the Table, which just came through, and it’s narrated by… Hugh Fraser!
So now I’m having the exact opposite problem where I perfectly recognize his narration voice and it’s really weird to hear him NOT having the opinions or the little vocal tics that Hastings would have. Hastings doesn’t even appear in this book!
I have a modern chengyao headcanon which is that whenever they go down an escalator together (work rivals/partners/boss+assistant/etc) Jiang Cheng always goes first and backwards because
A) perfect way to continue the argument of the day
B) low-key hot to have meng yao at eye level/looking down on him depending on the distance (only Meng Yao realizes this)
C) subconsciously has noticed MY hates going down stairs without something that could break his fall, however unlikely; this makes them both feel better (neither of them have realized it)
D) no really it’s just to argue, plus the asshole can’t turn around and leave now, and JC is going to make his point heard by the time they get to the bottom or so help him—

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image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description
it's funny how in the last few years I've become pretty adept at cobbling together a good diet by adding up "things that have protein" and "things that have fiber" and occasionally "things that have iron" because my body's been a bit wonky about absorbing iron lately, but then the only other category left in my brain is just... "things that are green vegetables." no more specificity than that. I know which green vegetables have protein and iron, and I know most of them have at least some fiber, but for the life of me I couldn't tell you what other nutrients they bring to the table except green-ness and vegetable-ness.