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the correct way to do elden ring pvp is to not build for it. roll up with whatever you were doing for pve and smash your little guy into their little guy and see who wins. we're playing toys here, calm down

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

the whole club was looking at worms

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

putting serious thought into this one before being utterly blindsided by the ending

your teens are for learning how to rp and your twenties are for the trial and error of rping around a rotating door of some of the most bugfuck unstable people you have ever met and your thirties are for finding contentment rping with somewhere between three and ten people who all came out of it stronger together 🙏

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

Playing the Legacy DLC and bringing Anders while romancing him like. Hey babe I know. I know. You fucking hate doing anything to do with the Wardens or darkspawn or the Deep Roads. I know baby. But I need… I need you to come along anyway. I need it because you preemptively owe me for all the other bullshit you’re going to put me through. “I can’t give you a normal life” babygirl I’m not giving you one either. Let’s talk about your taint again.