never go full victorian boy

trans women are women. they're my sisters. if you have just followed me and you Disagree please block me and move on thanks

The sopping wet sneezer

I wish the coughing man and his daughter or underage/35 year old but extremely short gf/wife would fuck off during the day. I wish they had jobs

I sooooooo love it when the devs fuck with prod at 2pm on a weekday. Definitely not peak volume right now. Definitely don't need all hands on deck and everything working right now. There's definitely no better time to do this. Yeah just do whatever you want man

walked to trader joes while it was still sunny, 95 degrees, and humid outside. this was a mistake. there was smoke (from a nearby restaurant grill) and roaming swarms of gnats in addition to the hazard of Car. got some watermelon chunks and took them home. put them in the freezer while I washed my hands so that they'd cool off. when I took the container of melon chunks out, there was one single gnat that got Frozen. get fucked

I frivolously bought a sewing machine from goodwill today. In my defense it was $14, beige, and in fantastic condition, and I’ve been wanting my own machine for a while. However this puts me in the position of having another Whimsical Contraption to Tinker with when I am already surrounded by whimsical contraptions (Various linux PCs) that need tinkering

Been getting off and on rain in my area for like a week now which is great, its a dry climate and all, but unfortunately cold fronts make my Everything Hurt A Little Bit. Can I have rain without Everything Hurts Disease please

also my wizard tried blindly locating an invisible enemy by blasting a lightning bolt where I guessed he’d be and when it didn’t work out I was like “well that’s my turn. [completely emotionlessly] Yippee.”

Stop putting moldy ass versions of ScreenConnect on your fucking computers. That shit has every disease on earth. They revoked the certificate when the vuln came out and that was at the beginning of the year which means these clowns are using 3-5 month old crusty ass software with a Remote Code Execution!!! vulnerability that was so big it was on the news. absolutely no excuse for this