Jumbo Spicy Lordaeroni

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

There are no ducks in this post.

roommate who knows functionally nothing about pokemon was trying to name as many as they could for me and i wasn't ready to have "jiffpuggle" dropped on me

if i never have to see another zero effort print on demand sticker design about the Importance Of Artists ever again itll still be too soon