Jumbo Spicy Lordaeroni

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

national parks and wildlife refuges are a trick to lure people away from the real habitats: landfills, wastewater treatment facilities, and retention ponds behind county jails

please stop breaking into county jails to see little brown specs

i didn't "break into" the jail so much as i "blithely drove directly through it to the alarm of no one" thank you

national parks and wildlife refuges are a trick to lure people away from the real habitats: landfills, wastewater treatment facilities, and retention ponds behind county jails

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug