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sufjansjoy

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

sufjansjoy

wow

#someday I shall jokingly tell my kids the only reason I’d want them to procreate #is to miraculously cure my CFS

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hymnism

making a collection

putridghost

Wait I have more

acemingo

#oh my god

starlightxraven

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

appalachian-werewolf

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

mrsjdavis

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

newbarktownalumni

captain-price-returns

#hi I hate this #bc using AI to detect breast cancer early for treatment? VERY GOOD #but OF COURSE the parasites that we call billionaires use it to find a way to cut people off #absolute scum

frontmansdefender

#oh my god #everything about this is so fucking stupid

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jame7t

can i email you

you want me pregnant

A fun thing is that sometimes you get inexplicably way more tired than even your current stupid chronic illnesses would have you expect and you’re like well that’s alarming and at first you’re like well maybe it’s just stress but then you do something that you expect to make you extra tired like shoveling and it DOES make you extra tired but the recovery period isn’t a day or two or even a week, you’re still tired after six weeks, so you call your doctor like “???????” and for the first time in like 10 years your primary doesn’t suck and dismiss you like “have you tried not being fat?” but instead just orders all the tests and you get put on iron and Metformin and go to specialists and everyone is still like “????????” because you’re coming back basically fine but you’re so tired that you can’t do anything at all like go to the store or if you do something like go somewhere with your family then you’re unconscious for the next week and then there’s this diagnosis that’s out there that everyone is like “lol fake disease” but you read the actual CDC diagnostic criteria and oh my god you check off every single one including the optional ones so when you go back to your primary for the six month follow up, you’re like crying and saying “I don’t want this but what if it’s this?” and she’s like “…holy shit I think you’re right” and she goes through the criteria with you and you’re like crying when you say yes to each question and she puts it on your chart and now you’re officially diagnosed and it sucks so hard because it doesn’t have a cure but it can be treated and it’s a disabling condition so you can say hey government help maybe? and you feel awful because you don’t want this and you feel like a liar because maybe you’re just lazy but no you’d actually fucking kill to go see Michael’s Halloween shit but you’re too tired to do that or even just drive to the lake and stare at water or even leave your house you just want to sleep and you hate it.

Anyway, I have chronic fatigue syndrome.

#Abby has chronic illnesses #collecting diagnoses like Pandora charms #we’re at three chronic illnesses plus two injuries and two of the illnesses arguably came from the injuries #wheeeeee

soberscientistlife

Poverty is just poverty. I just don't think a country this wealthy should have homeless people.

hadesisqueer

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

aquatofan

outlaw-monarch

Don't fall for it.

#the only reason I am not currently getting tattooed pierced and dyed at the same time #is bc that shit costs money #and I have none #but trust when I say that NOTHING makes me more excited to do those things #than some fashy little shit saying it’s not stylish anymore #cool cool cool time to do it even more #time to go purple again and get a full sleeve and my nip nops

thememedaddy

audhdspacewizard

I'm dating myself but

#oh my god

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katenepveu

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

#oh my god

historicity-was-already-taken

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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bellisima-writes

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

subtextsays

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It's me, Nobody (20)

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

#it’s me nobody #and I’m 42

rederiswrites

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dontleavemydreams-deactivated20

lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

hotchstuff

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

twomanyfandomshelp

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

insufferable-yapper

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

myterriblethirties

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

brokenteardrops

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

myterriblethirties

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

#the sacred texts #Christ

dragon-in-a-fez

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

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chaoticgouda

#oh nooo

tajrishgp

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

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