Ghost with Purple Glasses

I know the name was probably pronounced “New Tex” but it’s much funnier to read it as “Nut X” considering what long term repeat exposure of the balls to radiation would probably have done had they actually contained radium

Yeah uh, a glass of blow and cane sugar tends to do that.

Ah yes, laudanum and heroin-filled patent medicine are absolutely a gateway to -checks notes- enchiladas and Pepsi

So according to the Wikipedia article for the 1981 comedy So Fine, this design of jeans from the movie were never actually manufactured outside of costuming so these are either a fan-made pair or an actual prop pair form the movie

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

And good steel. Always good steel.

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

Blessings of O'sha be upon you and your workplace.

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart