Ghost with Purple Glasses

YES

literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

This is what it's like when I say the dumbest things imaginable to my wife or partner in the checkout lines to see if the cashier will crack a smile. A little human connection between the drudgery.

A few years ago when my little sister was maybe ten or so we went to this like, novelty/antiques store which had an impressive amount of really bad taxidermy. We were sort of doing our own things and I was across the room from her so when she spots this horrible fish she has to run over and yell “ come see the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen “ at me. Without even thinking I just said “you’re the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen.” Which got a snort from an old man across the room. Anyways a few minutes later my stepmom came in and my sister said the same thing to her, and without missing a beat my stepmom deadpans “your father’s the ugliest taxidermied old fish I’ve ever seen”. The old guy absolutely LOST it

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

Splatoon but its werewolves

They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.

I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.

One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

its because he didn't just turn around, he went all the way back and left the life he was supposed to be going back to behind for it.

"i can't wait for blue eye samurai season 2" what if mizu doesn't get to london. what if the entirety of season 2 is travelling to london. what if blue eye samurai season 2 is a boat road-trip buddy comedy between ms mizu samurai and abijah fowler. what then

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

Joy and whimsy detected! This loon :) is joyful and whimsical!

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?