Ghost with Purple Glasses

Artfight attack for @skunkes of Nyalon and Stinky cooling off

Flip, turns out that things ARE accelerating, as now even Paramount's own shareholders are mutinying against the merger due to huge liability bomb the Ellisons seem to be setting up for the post-Trump administration due to OVERT bribery to get their deal to go through.

Definitely not a lawsuit I was expecting, but it makes sense: shareholders only really care about maximizing their profits, and the Ellisons have not only devalued their company’s stock but are now planning on spending even more money to appease a different company’s shareholders (which will likely come at the expense of Paramount’s own shareholders). Not typically a fan of the stock market, but I’ll support any lawsuit to shutter this deal — by all means, let them fight!

open up your document and put words in it

is this gonna get me fired you think

Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s

Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name

It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien,  basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….

Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!

Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of “when somebody loved me” plays in the background.

He literally did this. (and then imagined Arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse)

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

THIS ONE

The what?

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

Like are you sure that’s me??

The end of an era

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

me painting rainbow jackalopes while @subpar-lemon-bar spins rainbow silk right behind me