imagine how good elden ring would be if they cut out half of it
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imagine how good elden ring would be if they cut out half of it
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love melina but i feel like she could've been so much more. imagine her showing up at random graces more often, telling you her opinions on npcs you've met, maybe even sharing fragments of memories she can recall
There really are more sets of Twins in Elden Ring than you would expect huh
The Empyrean Twins; Malenia and Miquella (who definitely have a very normal relationship yessir)
The Omen Twins; Morgott and Mohg (one hates their blood the other cant get enough of the stuff)
The D Twins; Devin and Darian (Only one gets to be In Charge at a time though, and gets to wear the fancy armour)
The Twin Sage Sorcerers; Unnamed but they existed! (We have in game Portrait and Crown Conspectus proof of them!)
The Twin Horses; Wylder and Duchess (they’ll always be twins to me and not just elder brother/younger sister, idc what you say)
The Rot Quintuplets; Millicent, Mary, Maurene, Amy and Polyanna (yes I know they aren’t twins and may not even be truly same-time-birth related because they’re Buds of Malenia but they still count)
Twin Maiden Husk; Nameless and Speechless (Roundtable Holds Emporium Galorium)
Twin Omens; Shadow Realm Version (They wish they were the real Omen Twins so badly)
The Godskin Duo; Noble and Apostle (Hey you never know man, they may have been!! They’re called duo for a reason and thats twinsies!)
Twinblades; Sharp and Pointy on both sides! (Okay this one is just a joke I’m sorry I included it)
Are there any more that come to mind?
SEEING PATCHES IN ELDEN RING AND IMMEDIATELY YELLING IS THAT THE FUCKING GRIM REAPER??
very amusing to me that messmer is apparently the lowest-ranked of the demigods. usually some formal title is appended; king morgott, general radahn, lady ranni, praetor rykard, lord godwyn etc. but "sir messmer" is apparently at best just a knight. rip i guess
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Nothing brings me more joy right now than imagining Godfrey and Radagon having the kind of ridiculous gay yearning relationship as Naruto and Sasuke.
Wife 🥰
