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well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this
HOLY FUCK
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power song
wHaT
this is artâ
ITS A BOP
đ this is a certified banger!

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Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
Thereâs a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldnât tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasingâs, âWow, so you rose to the occasion -â
And the diver said, âNo, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you donât rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.â
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always important, but i feel like especially recently. particularly stuff thatâs a bit more than just the usual âdonât post personal infoâ
feel free to share this post on twitter or anywhere else, staying safe is important
justdeleteme.xyz - direct links to delete accounts
how a photoâs hidden exif data exposes your personal information
have i been pwned? - check if your accounts have been compromised in a data breach. CHANGE ANY ACCOUNT THAT USES THE SAME EMAIL AND PASSWORD
online harassment field manual
form for removing personal information from google (for the eu), see also: âremove your personal information from googleâ
extreme privacy: what it takes to disappear (personal data removal workbook)
filter lists for ublock origin, and more
restore privacy - online privacy resources center
privacytools.io
online spyware watchdog
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defensive computing checklist
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non-technical tips on staying anonymous
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note: very slightly updated, reblog this version instead
Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THATâS what causes consumption, theyâd be like âah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guestsâ
But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."
Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.
boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.
what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.
and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.
what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.
"probably because bees don't sin" is now my favorite phrase this week.
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
yeah hang on
ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo
this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it
this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion
bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro
also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!
oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it
don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.
this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

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just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.
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I'm so tired of the way suspicious meat is always human meat like for once I just want to be surprised. Let it be something else I'm so tired of it being human meat
Look I love horror I'm a big fan of it but guys. It's been overdone. At this point when I reach a point in a story where the meat starts being suspicious I roll my eyes because we all already know it's just some guy. Mystery meat could be so much more why won't we let it be more
Oh my steak is a guy? Yawn. Boring. That's every steak in horror.
Give me meat that just spawns randomly in your fridge. Meat that has no clear origin. Where is it from? We don't know. What kind of meat is it? No clue. It's mystery meat (non human (as far as we're aware of)). That's already a bit scarier if only thanks to not knowing how hygenic it is
Give me horror meat that isn't human bt has it's horror rooted in reality. Give me parasite pork that takes over your brain functions. Give me fucking prion disease at this point I'll take it. I'm so starved for mystery meat where the twist ISN'T that it's human c'mon people we can do better than this
Give me meat that IS genetically human but can't be matched to anyone's DNA!!! Where the fuck is it from?? We don't know!! Scary!!!
Oh people keep disappearing but hey at least the food is really good so that's something right? Womp womp you're eating a guy. Boring. Been there done that. Give me something new
Give me a guy who works in a slaughterhouse who swears on his life he's killed the exact same cow every week for the past 6 months and every time it gets harder to pull the trigger as it looks him in the eyes like it knows him
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A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called âNorwegian Christmas butter squares.â Iâd never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies Iâd eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.Â
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that Iâve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - theyâre fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. Iâm skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.Â
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13âł baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Â Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.Â
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and Âź inch thick. Â Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.
So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them theyâre sugar cookie bars.
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I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Letâs see how long they last with six people in the house!
Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably wonât do a grocery shopping till the weekend).
The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Havenât tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.
Iâve reblogged this before and Iâm reblogging it again because Iâm about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:
GO. MAKE THESE !!!!
Needed to make a dessert in a hurry to bring to Thanksgiving, and this recipe worked excellently. I did not have the right kind of sugar for the topping, so instead I used a packet of lemonade powder, which gave it a nice citrusy zing.
i'm going to have to get into the backrooms art movement (yes I'm calling it an art movement) because. yes there is something so perennially entrancing about places that have manmade characteristics and materials but have elements of arbitrariness, indifference, and limitless scale and size that appear to rule out the possibility that they were created by humans.
call it "backrooms" or liminal space photography or "weirdcore" or liminal horror or any of the derivatives of those things that I don't know about yet.
it is an internet-based art movement with obvious inspirations from Surrealism. and it is so deeply about Places, about built environments.
built environments have a logic to them. stairs have to be this steep and this wide, doors have to be this size, windows are arranged like this, rooms are connected by hallways, buildings have a purpose and are internally structured according to it, houses have places to sleep and eat and entertain guests, people are supposed to move through spaces a certain way and do certain activities in them
a place that uses the materials and aesthetic elements of human-built structures but doesn't obey these logics is eerie, it's uncanny, it's scary. and there is a ton of fascinating art being created about this but it's mostly in forms that get little to no serious academic consideration (video games, 'found footage' style youtube videos, 'aesthetic' pinterest edits...)
over winter break I actually started to write an essay about this
The first type of liminal space content is photography of spaces that actually exist. Some of the most common examples are hotels, hallways, public spaces that are empty or abandoned. The second type is created images of places that do not exist, but give the same sort of eerie feeling. Real estate listings and urban exploration photography can provide sources for real images, but digitally created images tend to emulate imagery more associated with dreams, memories, or video game terrain. Arguably, the quintessential liminal space is a hotel or motel hallway. These are liminal in the strict sense of the word; transition zones, in-between spaces that donât have an independent life of their own. Most spaces give cues to their purpose, what they were built âfor,â and therefore how we are expected to behave within them. In many environments often appropriated for âliminalâ aesthetics, these cues are mixed or contradictory. In a hotel, the furnishings are supposed to make the visitor feel like âhome,â but a hotel isnât home, it is arbitrary and impersonal. This kind of aesthetic or landscape has become inescapable in horror art. As an art movement, it borrows a lot from surrealism, but instead of objects or figures, the subjects are landscapes, spaces. They are built environments with an unclear purpose. In the case of real photographs of places that exist, this ambiguity is captured incidentally. They are places you arenât supposed to stay in, that you arenât supposed to think of as places. We can see this with âliminalâ pictures drawn from real estate photos of empty houses. We understand that these empty spaces are empty temporarily; they are waiting for an occupant to move in, but if we are invited to imagine existing in these spaces instead of simply passing through them, they take on an unreal and eerie quality. In the case of created or imagined spaces, their eeriness can be created more intentionally by toying with the principles of architectural design. Spaces are designed to give cues to how we are supposed to behave in them; they attempt to influence our behavior. A supermarket is mazelike, windowless, and crowded with stimuli that are vying for our attention; they are perpetually lit with white, unnatural light, providing no cues to the passage of time. This is because the store owners profit more if you lose track of time inside the supermarket. Liminal spaces are essentially spaces that, intentionally or unintentionally, violate our sense of knowing what to do within that space based upon the cues provided by how the space is designed. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â In one of the âliminal spaceâ-based games I played, Pools, a sense of eeriness and fear is created by violating conventional rules for how spaces are designed. Because of building codes and other rules, real-world structures have very consistent characteristics. Pools was replete with architectural elements that violated these rules: doorways that were too low or narrow, stairways with no rails overlooking endless voids, room geometries that were confusing with poor sightlines, lighting that seemed too bright or too dim for the space, ceilings that are too high or too low, and of course, few cues for how to navigate the area. âPoolroomsâ are compelling and popular liminal spaces because this sense of unclarity can be created so easily: swimming pools are very specific kinds of spaces that occur in very specific contexts and for very specific purposes. They are encountered in indoor contexts, but never unexpectedly. For safety reasons, as well, their placement and design follow some very rigid, consistent rules. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â This is why âpoolroomsâ feel eerie: they are violating so many rules we implicitly understand about built environments, while at the same time, they feel pleasant, even natural. Water bodies in nature are found everywhere, submerging and intersecting with parts of the terrain, so poolrooms donât violate what we know about water.
this was basically as far as I got but i think I was onto something
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As a Dungeon Master I nearly scrolled past this before my brain kicked my own ass and reminded me that I have tried looking up 'Blue Gemstones' at LEAST a dozen times in the last six months and never found anything this helpful.
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everyone should go check out the museum of all things. it's wikipedia but procedurally generated physical rooms and you can literally track down links. recently ive been speedrunning to various wasp pages. check it out
you can even play it in vr!
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Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?
* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
*The King in Yellow
* The Lottery
* The Masque of the Red Death
* The Monkeyâs Paw
* The Most Dangerous Game
* The Nameless City
* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
* There Will Come Soft Rains
*The Yellow Wallpaper
* The Veldt
* âyou think those were fucked up? What about [X]!â
Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
The King in Yellow
The Lottery
The Masque of the Red Death
The Monkeyâs Paw
The Most Dangerous Game
The Nameless City
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
There Will Come Soft Rains
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Veldt
âyou think those were fucked up? What about [X]!â
Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison
The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**
The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe
The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs
The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell
The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The Veldt by Ray Bradbury
Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:
All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury
*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words
**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
I do not want / to inspire pity so much as revulsion, I want people to despair / like I despaired when I couldnât run, could barely walk, each stair / a newly unwrapped razor against muscle -> Actually we should say that Cassandra screams outside of language. The scream is to gash the fabric of normal life, to rend it into strange tatters. -> Right here this pain this cut this chill this bruise this pull this fracture this shiver this ache this strain this stinging this burn this scar this fever this tremble this split this blister this lump this weep this pounding this crack this scrape this chip this sprain this flutter this stitch this rasp this damage this flush this break this swell this catch this murmur this weakness this failure this tremor this clot right here I feel it. I speak it. -> Scream when your life is threatened. Form a noise so true that your tormentor recognizes it as a voice that lives in his own throat. -> Once, when I was in a glut of pain, / I said to a friend, / Just take an hour and imagine / this is happening to you. / She looked straight ahead / and said, I donât want to.
Maria Gray, â[Years of pelvic floor therapy]â Selby Wynn Schwartz, After Sappho Amy Meissner, âThe Acquisition of Languageâ Jenny Holzer, âInflammatory Essays,â [no title] / âShriek when the pain hits...â Ellen Bass, âExperiment in Empathyâ
Still on a windows computer? does it run like crap?
Well Ubuntu is a wonderful and free OS you can get to replace it, but in the mean time I usually recommend these two edits to make windows run faster.
ADJUST ADVANCED SETTINGS
search for 'View Advanced System Settings' and click on the control panel view that pops up.
You should be in the Advanced tab, click on the Settings... button.
You will probably see all these turned on. TURN THEM OFF! You will probably want 'Smooth edges of screen fonts' to stay on since the font gets very pixelated without it. I also leave 'Show thumbnails instead of icons' since I personally like seeing image previews in File Explorer.
Your windows will feel much different after turning lots of these off, come back here and make adjustments if needed.
Ok second edit
DISABLE WEB SEARCH
This requires what is know as a RegEdit. These directions will only add one Key:Value DWORD pair via the PowerShell terminal. But do know, deleting the wrong thing in Registry Editor can break your computer. We will be creating this Key with PowerShell so it will not delete anything in your Registry but if it makes you uncomfortable then please skip this step!
Windows added a bunch of behind the scene web searches all over the place, when you click the start button, Web Search! when you open file explorer, Web Search! What is it web searching? who knows! but it lags anything that interacts with it, which is everything, Thanks Windows.
You can turn this web search off by making this registry edit.
First search for PowerShell > Open
Once the terminal opens type in:
Set-ItemProperty -Path "HKCU:\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Search" -Name "BingSearchEnabled" -Value 0
Mine has fancy color coding, yours might not!
This Set-ItemProperty command will create a new Key Item at location "HKCU:\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Search" inside our Registry, it will call this key "BingSearchEnabled" and set its value to 0 (the zero value turns it off).
Reboot your computer and the new Key will load into your windows and Look At That no more unnecessary web searching happening in the background.
Now that you have taken your first steps to becoming a GREAT HACKER, making the next step to a Linux OS will be less scary!

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I feel like a very important part of worldbuilding for any universe with a magic system is asking yourself âhow would people use this to do crime?â
YES. Or, if you're writing a heist/crimefic, you also need to think about how people IN LAW ENFORCEMENT would use these powers.
These questions keep you from being blind to the implications of your magic system on the wider world. From thinking no further than your plot and leaving the rest of the world sitting in a default blank slate mode that will leave your reader thinking, "if everyone can fly then why are the cops RUNNING after them?" or "if 5% of the population can just create matter with no sweat, then why are they heisting, why not just make a shitton of gold?" etc etc.
Fundamental changes to humans' capabilities can have GRAVE implications for human society, and the best books actually LET THEM. You don't have to address them all, but recognizing that superpowering people will mean superpowering both crime AND law enforcement will let your world feel much much more real.
Yessss this is exactly what Iâm talking about!
Asking yourself about crime leads you to ask yourself about law enforcement â which then leads you to ask how those interactions impact everybody else and what sort of unique cultural norms might evolve as a response!
Like. How would a population that includes animal-form shapeshifters handle a murder investigation where the victim/suspect mightâve genuinely been confused with a non-sapient Forest Creature? What customs might this society invent to proactively prevent tragic accidents?
What does burglary look like in a world where people can casually teleport? Whatâs to stop a guy from warping into a political figureâs home to casually reenact the ides of March? If the teleportation magic allows a person to kidnap people bring passengers, what stranger-danger rules mightâve popped up to keep folks from randomly getting yoinked??
Even if the story in question has absolutely nothing to do with cops or robbers, CRIME is an incredibly useful starting point when it comes to exploring how a fantasy world might be different from ours <3