My clusterfuck of ideas

free my boy he for sure did everything but he was just feeling silly

It's CRIMINAL how little fics we have for Patrick Jane on tumblr AND on ao3 COMBINED. someone start writing for this beautiful man now

Lisbon: Why are you banned from another carnival? Jane: Apparently you can’t “psychoanalyze” the clown. Cho: He made the clown cry. Jane: In my defense, he had unresolved issues. Rigsby: You told him his balloon animals reflected emotional repression. Jane: They did!

patrick jane truly is a character of all time. he's arrogant. he's broken. he's haunted. he's funny. he's genuinely delighted by small pleasures. he likes breaking and entering. he's a tea snob. he's tortured frequently on screen. he flinches every time a gun goes off. he hides behind his female colleagues when he gets scared. he's a sociopath. he's a liar. he does magic tricks. he has basically no moral compass and will do anything to catch the guy who killed his wife and child, including lie to and use everyone he cares about. he sleeps on a mattress on the floor in the room his family was murdered in, with the calling card of their killer still on the wall. he loves children. he's very empathetic. he's the reason his family is dead. he loves setting traps and catching people in lies. he hates rich people and doesn't care when they get murdered. he's a card shark. he always knows what everyone is thinking. when people piss him off he makes their lives miserable. he hypnotises people all the time. he's a con man. he's the most honest guy you'll ever meet. like literally where else do you find a freak like that.

this made me realise the reason im so attached to patrick is bc he's a less grumpy, less grizzled, less drug addict version of house