sweet dreams R made of cheese who am I to disabrie

standard home invader horror movie but 20 minutes in it becomes apparent the Killer has accidentally trespassed into the Home Alone franchise

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

Call me an accidental hit post on tumblr dot com the way i'm breaching containment and ripping all the guards apart and they're calling in the special security ops but it's already too late i've escaped from the facility and managed to shake them off my trail having gone into hiding near a small Scandinavian town that was once the site of some unethical and dangerous experimentation back in the 50's so you can understand things haven't been quite right there ever since so me showing up there is really just another tuesday for the ragtag found family team of paranormal investigators that keep the town safe from the forces beyond every first and third saturday of the month and sometimes on a sunday if everyone can make it to an in-person session

searched "thigh fat versus thigh muscle" because I was curious about my fat/muscle distribution (I'm a cyclist who also retains fat pretty easily) and every SINGLE image was "how to get rid of thigh fat" and every SINGLE person shown was a woman. misogyny makes me want to tear the doors off parked cars with my teeth this is FUCKED.

Maru Sue DIED IN HER FIRST OUTING???

That usually happens to redshirts

*slaps shork* this bad boy can hold so many remoras

wait isnt gender over today