take a fuckin sip, babes

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

how to keep going for beginners

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

lesbian woman in nitrile exam gloves. and she’s kind of mean. okay?

and she fingers you with a disinterested expression and you cum so hard you start crying and she looks so disgusted but she still lets you lie there shaking. okay?

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens