take a fuckin sip, babes

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming