take a fuckin sip, babes

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

troutgirl who's really into catch and release play

bigmouth bass girl who suck u good

fish girl who's really into findom

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

(with the intention of flirting) all of the bed linens are fresh out of the dryer if you want to nap in the middle of the day and avoid adult responsibilities with me.

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

official aro-polyam solidarity post

I'm not saying everybody needs to have, like, a collection of creepy dolls, disconcerting figurines, and/or mildly horrifying puppets, but if you don't have at least one kicking around somewhere I feel you're missing something essential in your life.

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

I always wondered what they used for the Hannibal opening

Kissing a cute brunette with beautiful eyes is basic needs

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.