take a fuckin sip, babes

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

person (non-practicing)

dick from a guy who is sobbing and scared

ID: a painting of two hands delicately touching, illuminated by an unseen light source that shines through the fingers themselves, casting them in warm yellow and luminous orange.

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.