take a fuckin sip, babes

a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

Its so beautiful that God created sadists and masochists to have sex with each other

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

monsterqueerplatonic

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

This is asexual joy!

...i should call her back.