take a fuckin sip, babes

dick from a guy who is sobbing and scared

ID: a painting of two hands delicately touching, illuminated by an unseen light source that shines through the fingers themselves, casting them in warm yellow and luminous orange.

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot