take a fuckin sip, babes

Upon reflection, I think the unifying factor in my taste in erotica is premises that can reasonably be characterised as "overengineered". Forty thousand words of geopolitcal worldbuilding to contextualise one sex scene? Check. Nuanced exploration of what a magic system revolving around the author's odd fetish implies for civil engineering best practices? Yes, please. Deep dive into what evolutionary pressures could conceivably produce a cock that does that? Don't mind if I do.

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

lets get the circulating for the fourth of garbage

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

Hey kids, have you heard of the hottest new summer trend? It's called lying under a tree and looking up at the sunlight dancing through the leaves, and all the cool kids are doing it.

stark trek heritage post (May 7th, 2021)

sadistic girls go to heaven

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.