take a fuckin sip, babes

Why be nice when you can get him hard on purpose and then ignore it

Doggy style sex while the top has a cigarette between their lips and the hot ashes from the cigarette fall on the bottoms back as their hole gets destroyed, Leaving little burn makes on their back. Thats the post thank you for coming to my Ted talk

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

what the tumblr kink scene really needs more of is chairs that have robot arms come out of them and do miscellaneous things to the person sitting in them

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

this email could've been a secret whispered into a hole in a stone temple wall and sealed in with mud

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough