take a fuckin sip, babes

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

this email could've been a secret whispered into a hole in a stone temple wall and sealed in with mud

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold