take a fuckin sip, babes

(with the intention of flirting) all of the bed linens are fresh out of the dryer if you want to nap in the middle of the day and avoid adult responsibilities with me.

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

official aro-polyam solidarity post

I'm not saying everybody needs to have, like, a collection of creepy dolls, disconcerting figurines, and/or mildly horrifying puppets, but if you don't have at least one kicking around somewhere I feel you're missing something essential in your life.

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

I always wondered what they used for the Hannibal opening

Kissing a cute brunette with beautiful eyes is basic needs

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

i need to teach a pretty boy how to eat me out, instructing and praising him, my hand in his hair while he holds onto my hips for dear life, all while his cock just leaks onto the floor.

Hey this post is not for terfs btw. The umbrella term “queer” is used here on purpose.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point