take a fuckin sip, babes

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Nothingjob from a girl who has nothing