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increasingly thinking about torching my blog on account of the wildly stupid things tumblr has been doing on all fronts lately

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it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side
ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor
and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business
SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!
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the-universe-at-large
roach:
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
dangergays
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
i’m frightened
Attempting to reblog
Notes:
This disaster of a post seems to be the result of two distinct events that compounded upon each other. Unfortunately the details can be challenging to suss out, so the following is a best effort explanation based on available evidence.
Event 1:
The initial post was published by @roach shortly before 4AM UTC [1]
A great many users received notifications that they had been tagged in it, but found no such tags present [2][3][4]
@roach edited the post several times over the next hour, two remaining version contain a block of usernames, followed by the string “mfc-ads” repeated 1,000 times [5][6]
A screenshot posted by @the-universe-at-large (current URL @bleary-eyed-blue) shows what may be the version of the post they had been tagged in, also containing a block of usernames [7]
Some users replies suggest that they originally reblogged a different version of the post than they are attached to now [8][9]
A possible reconstruction of events involves @roach repeatedly editing the post to add “batches” of user tags, before editing it again to remove them
Event 2:
That very same day, Tumblr began switching from the older “indentation” reblog format to the current “caption” style format [10]
@the-universe-at-large’s reblog (and others [12]) partially retained the “indentation” formatting despite the wider website’s migration [9]
When @high-saffron (now user @anthraxplus) reblogged @bleary-eyed-blue’s post [13], they noticed that @roach’s root post (in the new format) was re-inserted into the beginning of the chain every time there was a reblog, and did several times [13]
As duplicates accumulated in the top of the chain, the post seems to have more fully migrated to the new format some time before @lenasai’s reblog. However, some quirk in the process flattened the whole corrupted chain into a single post, which then had its authorship attributed to @lenasai, as the most recent contributor [14][15]
The @roach conga line continued to grow irregularly for some time, before settling on the 28 currently present
Sources:
[1] https://www.tumblr.com/dnaha/128161107666/roach-hi-yo [2] https://www.tumblr.com/lmporterroblnson/128162201579/roach-hi-how-was-i-mentioned-in-this [3] https://www.tumblr.com/the-a-r-t-i-s-t/128164407735/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [4] https://www.tumblr.com/paledrake/128162523614/roach-hi-i-broke-tumblr-they-somehow-tagged [5] https://www.tumblr.com/chocolatewarkittens/128162793370/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [6] https://www.tumblr.com/i-taste-melancholy/128162743855/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [7] https://www.tumblr.com/bleary-eyed-blue/128168632021/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [8] https://www.tumblr.com/whistlingwadewilson/128162268296/roach-i-broke-tumblr-lmao-yeah-i-did-know [9] https://www.tumblr.com/bueno-desolation/128164399483/roach-hi-doing-good-thanks-for-asking-how [10] https://www.tumblr.com/@support/128127169452/ever-see-a-crazy-long-indecipherable-reblog-chain [11] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168673257/the-universe-at-large-roach-hows-everyone [12] https://www.tumblr.com/se7-seethe-blog/128161624861/roach-hi-sorry-have-we-met [13] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168703042/the-universe-at-large-roach-roach [14] https://www.tumblr.com/busytown/128222679024/dangergays-the-universe-at-large [15] https://www.tumblr.com/lenasai/128223024163/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke
ok i regret not unmuting this earlier
the wailing phantom
The "B" is *not* for "buses"
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it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe
I welcome all my bussexual and trainsgender friends.
(Sorry--couldn't resist.)

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Tried looking up what noises foxes make and the first video I found was very unhelpful
the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product
the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)
reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip
minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?
what the fuck was i on last night
Peaceful, apparently

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Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.
I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free
The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me
Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.
Luigi probably fucks though.
#op interrogate yourself about why you think this right fucking now
So unlike Mario, who continues to be essentially a void with no internality, I actually act with thoughts and intent and already did do that when writing this post.
Mario is a mascot of one of the most sanitized corporate brands in existence. He differs from real, full-fledged ace people in that his sexlessness is not queer, not transgressive in any sense of the word, just a void left by his position as a player character. He has no queer identity because he has no identity beyond the fact that it's-a-him, Mario.
Ok but why is Luigi different
displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.
Similarly, I don’t know if Peach could comprehend the concept of sex. There is no light beyond that blank stare. She doesn’t not understand anything besides baking and being a princess
Daisy fucks nasty
Peach lives a life that is almost entirely defined by her position as an object of other people's desire, wherein she is robbed of autonomy by Bowser and expected to reward Mario with signs of affection. I think if anyone in Mario has complex thoughts about sexuality to work through with a therapist, it's Peach.
What I'm hearing is Daisy needs to take Peach to a strip club
It's crucial to help her escape from comphet
okay i know we normally do this with more pop-focused festivals but i wanna see how many metalheads are on this site: how many groups do you recognize?
0
1-10
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(i recognized 64)
“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child
New experiment : This time, I animated on radish slices. Obviously, no waste in the end, we ate the frames

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What the duck?
[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]
#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck
tags via @humanbeanisnotamused
That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.