Gryffindor Daughter of Aphrodite

this is simply too funny

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

why so silent good messieurs

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

Rebranding Yahood, Juif, Juden, Ebrei, Yevrei

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

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This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

Wikipedia articles for the two athletes mentioned who committed and attempted suicide. Horrible.

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

i will never get over this one i’m afraid