waiting on a miracle

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

nonbinary ppl ARE trans enough no matter how they present themselves. if i hear "that nonbinary person didn't even change anything besides their name and label so they're basically cis" one more time im going to lose my shit. the fact that it's sometimes coming from ppl who also in the same breath say u dont need hrt to be trans is also mind boggling like just say u hate nonbinary ppl specifically and go

That fucking chair probably chocolate too

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.

A bunch of these people are "Anprim for thee, TV for me"

what does she think "traditional indigenous building practices" are? because i learnt how to pull the bark off a cedar (to weave fabric out of) from an indigenous guy and i suspect thats a bit more disruptive to the tree than a small branch

Gah I'm reminded of the idiot who said an indigenous person would never harm a tree.

i bet shes one of those people who have never really thought about it consciously but deep in their hearts believe all indigenous people are vegans living in caves

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys