internalized homophobia is eating at chick-fil-a

where's that image that's like being a woman sports fan is knowing everyone here hates you. anyways pat mcafee once again at the home run derby

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

Me (about to drink the beer from Pinocchio that turns you into a donkey): It's donkey time baby!!!!

Joey Chestnut does Hedberg: Hot dogs are great for when you’re hungry and you want to eat a thousand of something

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones