ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

walks out of the steam summer sale trembling and covered in blood

twenty five dolleur gift card from my brother caused me to enter some kind of fugue state & now i truly have no excuse wrt slaying the princess. she is getting slayed. well actually i have heard conflicting things on that front with regards to the slayage. but nonetheless

southwest scotlanders and northern islanders you might get some crazy weather tonight… the modelling is looking pretty nuts