Socratitties

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

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sirius: how dare you, james? date my brother!? james: but remus dates a black brother too! sirius: oh, and what if moony jumped off a cliff? would you jump too? james: if moony jumped off a cliff it would be a smart and calculated decision, so yes! remus: if i jumped, it would be for suicide purposes james: sirius: peter: sirius: baby we talked about this

Remus listens to Sirius’s bitching with the most pleasant smile on his face

when he's high, the only place remus wants to be is under sirius' shirt with his face shoved into his stomach. it does not matter where they are or who they are with when they're getting high. remus is getting in there like he's a man on a mission.

james was a “do you have games on your phone?” kid

peter says “what?” even though he heard james loud and clear, he just likes ragebaiting him

“what?” “i sa-“ “ever.”

actually, remus is the one who comes out of his room like a curious little meerkat whenever sirius comes home with groceries because he knows sirius always brings back all his favourite things, the best chocolates, and maybe even some new flavour of tea he found at the store because he thought that remus would like it

regulus black sleeps on his back with his arms crossed over his chest like a vampire