nerd woman

no wonder Mother Earth is always leaking at her cracks....those are her orogenous zones

Long convo with family about transgender today. Will discuss further later.

Oh my god and I'm gonna get to see how much @gaynessopimizationalgorithm's glow in the dark tits have grown too this semesters gonna be so much fun

we all know that they/them pussy explodes you like a cartoon character, but what you might not have known is that the he/they pussy makes you have a two-week-long dysphoria crashout

HES GONNA SIT ON MY FUCKING FACE

WAIT DUDE THIS IS SO HYPE I GO BACK TO SCHOOL BEFORE HE DOES SO WE'VE GOT A WEEK LONG OVERLAP WHERE I CAN EAT HIS PUSSY LETS GOOOOO

Call me Tantalus the way I'm gluttonously hungry to put that fruit in my mouth

Self care day: bagel breakfast, 5k, shower and shave, laser body, vegetables lunch, paint nails

I had a terrible evil dream where I was a man and I was like a big fat hairy guy with a beard and mustache and I hated it I hated it so much I woke up feeling the urgent need to start HRT like I've never felt before

Yes right that makes a lot of sense, I should sit here and fucking watch you guys argue with each other for 10 minutes with nothing to add because then I'm not "abandoning my family" right right mmhmmmm

I LOVE LISTENING TO MY FAMILY ARGUING!!!