nerd woman

BAHAHAHAHHAA

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

the original? on my dash?

Apollo: you’re the one who unleashed your little freak of a trouble maker on my Greek tragedy! You don’t get to blame me for this.

Can someone shove an eclair into my mouth like that please

does anyone want to join me in carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts?

@teslapenguin1 @bisexual-engineer-girl

It's too bad you're not a virgin, could have used you for my blood ritual in May

I thought it was actually blood from someone who hasn't been used in a ritual

it's kind of a shame that poop is so disgusting because it could be really fun to compare poops with friends and critique the consistency and shape

.....what

"why would you choose a hobby and a group with such negative social stigmas" because i enjoy being a furry and i legitimately don't give a fuck??????? like what's hard to understand about that???????

Also because the furry community is really nice and cool

does anyone want to join me in carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts?

@teslapenguin1 @bisexual-engineer-girl

It's too bad you're not a virgin, could have used you for my blood ritual in May