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I made a mug inspired by Sydney in my ceramics course! :3

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#chnt #camp here and there #sydney sargent #sydney o sargent #my art #ceramics #this is entirely handbuilt! I made a slab mug and built on top of that #on the other side is just more bark and moss LOL #to go with the assignment is a tray also made out of a slab that looks like the top of a tree stump #with the age rings and bark etc etc #but that was just to make it a theme with the mug it wasn't sydney inspired LOL #yes the handle is a worm. yes this took 5ever to make #peep my snail project I also made in the background

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they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

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The pyromancer always wins

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job,,, u r supposed to call me with offer. this is how it works. i did my interview now give me your job

chromaticabrasions

hello employer you’ve been a naughty employer haven’t you? making me wait to hear back from you? give me your job. i can take it. i’ll be your good little employee.

chromaticabrasions

hello employer. you go through life claiming to hire employees to work your job. and yet, when you said you’d contact me in 2-3 days, did you know then that you were lying to me? was this your plan all along? just some sick game for you to play? well. i want to play a game… the device you are strapped into is made to replicate the torture of job hunting. it will start to emit a gas that, while not at first detectable, will slowly make you lose control of your cognitive abilities, getting you higher and higher until you lose all sense completely. it is perfectly harmless… in small amounts. in front of you is a list of job applications. one of them contains the code to disarm the device. how much will you lose your mind trying to pick out the correct job application… if you feel a little strange right now, that must be the gas already doing its job. oh yes, it’s been getting to work since the moment this recording started. live or die employer. the choice is yours.

adamsmasher

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

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thank you for coming to my this #mythis

duckbunny

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

duckbunny

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

pseudomasochist

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

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fractoluminescence

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

duckbunny

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

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a and father handaxe microliths mother of smelt was your your

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the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

liebelesbe

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

#ocd

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liebelesbe

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

bagelbarr0n

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

exidtual

honestly i've been so tired lately sometimes it's hard to even move at all i feel like this fuckass tv in sims2 gif.

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i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

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i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

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i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

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Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

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And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

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