flamingo enthusiast

had to sneeze while washing my face (in the stage of i was all gooped up and was just before rinsing it off) and i was so afraid when i sneezed that my tongue would shoot out of my mouth and make a hasty retreat back inside, collecting all the goop around my mouth and swallowing instantly which would then poison me. a motion that has literally never once happened to me while sneezing, but probably a valid concern nonetheless

other day at work read the makeup shade name "vine" and went Ah yes because that is how dracula would say wine i get it. very funny. did not remember vine was an actual word until like two hours later when i was Actually stocking the shade

ever since samsung did a major system update i have to manually sync to my nas every single time i enter it and like ok is it the hardest thing in the world? no. but i don't get why before it was so good at auto syncing and now it's just static

ugh i know i have to trust tha everything and my therapist who diagnosed me with did and i love her to death probably knows what she's talking about and it does explain my whole life but i keep getting Doubtful because of my presentation and it's driving me nuts both feeling the doubt and being annoyed by the doubt existing

my problem when listenifn to new music is i don't start with The Classics i always delve into some shit no one's heard of and it's not like im doing it on purpose to go Heh .... This band only has 300 listeners im literally better than you ....... it's just where i go and then im stuck desperately trying tj get people to listen to these bands. literally a prison of my own making

Hi guys

perhaps it is time to elevate my lifelong casual vampire enjoying into something more