who does it toll for

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

whenever someone draws shane hollander as a twink… describes his muscles as anything but bulging …. his cock as anything but thick and girthy… an angel loses its wings

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

my low stakes headcannon is that Ilya is really good at chess. like won tournaments in school good at chess. and he never talks about it but Yuna asks him to play at some point and he’s all like ‘yes sure but i am not so good’ and then he obliterates her and she’s so annoyed that she sends him home without ice cream. Shane has to call her the next morning to smooth things over.

my shanebug just shed his exoskeleton so he's really soft and vulnerable right now

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr

ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?