Idk why new people are following me but there's 2 ground rules to remember:
1. My opinions are stupid so you should ignore them and form your own opinions instead
2. My opinions are soooooooooo good and actually I'm the only one who gets it. Ok?
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Idk why new people are following me but there's 2 ground rules to remember:
1. My opinions are stupid so you should ignore them and form your own opinions instead
2. My opinions are soooooooooo good and actually I'm the only one who gets it. Ok?

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riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house
Barbara Gordon violates privacy? Some women???? Perform surveillance???? To cope???

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sharing a wikipedia page is romantic
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writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form
recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them
dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out
this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.
Out of all the possible trans headcanons to have in mp100, my favorite is Shou. There’s a few reasons, but mostly I like that there is no interpretation of his father’s reaction that isn’t hilarious.
A few off the top of my head, in descending order of comedy.
“Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “I see. So you’re transgender.” “Wait, you know what-” “Of course. I might not be a part of your generation, but I am still ‘hip with the kids’. World domination has nothing to do with how ‘woke’ you are.” “Never talk like that again.”
“Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “Hmmm, I see. You must have used your psychic powers to change your gender.” “…Yep.” “Our power puts us on top of the world. It only makes sense that the circumstances of our birth hold no power over us. This control over fate is an important step for you. I am proud of you… Son.” Shou, who expected to come out to a deranged megalomaniac, and is instead having the first positive interaction with his father in eight years, and is thus experiencing physical whiplash: “Awesome. Thanks. I’m gonna go throw up.”
“Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “…” “…” Touichirou, internally: Shit. Dammit. I was sure my kid was a girl. Surely I didn’t misremember. It’s only been, what, how long? Four years since my last visit? Okay that is a while. Crap. Maybe, it’s a joke? Like, a joke that kids do? No, she’s not lying. Or I guess, he’s not lying? Oh hell. How could- Shou, who is close to shaking with fear because his father has been silent for five minutes straight since he came out: “…” “………..” “…Uh, Da-” “I knew that.”
meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo
theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it’s a sex thing but i don’t even know anymore

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Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world
Everyone except me is wrong about The Character
And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character
I looove everyone telling me who they're right about in the notes. I'm building a contact book of experts in their fields
it’s hard to like a character that’s sexually repressed bc if you go into the ao3 tag they are always writing them wrong sexually
rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

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Maddie deserves so much
Well, she's getting a shitty couch to sleep on, a pair of older coworkers she can bully into anything, and a bunch of secret and dubious connections to revolutionary vigilantes
that seriously fucks so hard.....i am also protective of maddie....outside is cold but inside the pizza ovens are warm and it smells like cheap ingredients and crime <3
Maddie has been sleeping on Mikey's couch for eight months. He would probably be dead if she wasn't there as a physical reminder that his fridge needs food in it 🫶