Idk why new people are following me but there's 2 ground rules to remember:
1. My opinions are stupid so you should ignore them and form your own opinions instead
2. My opinions are soooooooooo good and actually I'm the only one who gets it. Ok?

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
noise dept.
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON


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Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
Phantogram Three

izzy's playlists!
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almost home
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Idk why new people are following me but there's 2 ground rules to remember:
1. My opinions are stupid so you should ignore them and form your own opinions instead
2. My opinions are soooooooooo good and actually I'm the only one who gets it. Ok?

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Señor F. R. and his wife thank Saint Patrick with this retablo because they finally managed to save enough money for a giant bath in which they can make love since the two of them are pretty fat.
Volume 3 :)
Sheaf of Memories

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my pitch for a mister miracle show
based on mob psycho meme from twt by @ millechama
your boyfriend isn't thematically significant
just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

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riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house
Barbara Gordon violates privacy? Some women???? Perform surveillance???? To cope???
sharing a wikipedia page is romantic
my favorites
writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form
recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them
dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out
this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.

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Out of all the possible trans headcanons to have in mp100, my favorite is Shou. There’s a few reasons, but mostly I like that there is no interpretation of his father’s reaction that isn’t hilarious.
A few off the top of my head, in descending order of comedy.
“Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “I see. So you’re transgender.” “Wait, you know what-” “Of course. I might not be a part of your generation, but I am still ‘hip with the kids’. World domination has nothing to do with how ‘woke’ you are.” “Never talk like that again.”
“Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “Hmmm, I see. You must have used your psychic powers to change your gender.” “…Yep.” “Our power puts us on top of the world. It only makes sense that the circumstances of our birth hold no power over us. This control over fate is an important step for you. I am proud of you… Son.” Shou, who expected to come out to a deranged megalomaniac, and is instead having the first positive interaction with his father in eight years, and is thus experiencing physical whiplash: “Awesome. Thanks. I’m gonna go throw up.”
“Daughter, we must speak.” “Dad, I’m actually… a boy.” “…” “…” Touichirou, internally: Shit. Dammit. I was sure my kid was a girl. Surely I didn’t misremember. It’s only been, what, how long? Four years since my last visit? Okay that is a while. Crap. Maybe, it’s a joke? Like, a joke that kids do? No, she’s not lying. Or I guess, he’s not lying? Oh hell. How could- Shou, who is close to shaking with fear because his father has been silent for five minutes straight since he came out: “…” “………..” “…Uh, Da-” “I knew that.”
meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo
theyre always getting into hijinks eating big sandwich and jumping into each others arms when they see a ghost. i think it’s a sex thing but i don’t even know anymore