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do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

okay low key this slaps

Pornographic dating sim where all the sex scenes have typically arcane unlock conditions, except instead of gating them behind the developer's peculiar ideas about the transactionality of human relationships, all the NPCs are just doing that maiden-from-Irish-folklore thing where they make potential paramours complete oddly specific labours and solve strange riddles before they'll fuck you. Each NPC's appearance, personality, and challenges are directly based on the conventions and clichés of a specific genre of indie puzzle games, ranging from the obligatory Sokoban Girl With Big Boobs to the mysterious enby whose fuck challenges can only be solved via a real-life Discord ARG.

(The sex scenes themselves of course follow suit from their bearers' themes; what exactly a sokoban-themed sex scene would entail in practice is left as an exercise for the reader.)

what could possibly be unexpected about a sokoban themed sex scene?? its a game about filling holes. come on

Well, yes, but the fact that sex scenes are (often) about filling holes anyway means filling holes is not, in itself, sufficient to establish a sex scene as distinctively sokoban-themed. You've gotta step up your game!

There's a woman whose native genre is those games where you're forced to operate a Device and if you don't pull the levers correctly a monster eats you. Her sex scene is the only one that counts toward the "All Bad Endings" achievement.

The top two results exactly match expert consensus. I slightly prefer Chocolate Factory but I recognize Vitameatavegamin as a close second and can easily understand the other opinion.

What with Chapter 5's revelations about the "game mechanics" of the Dark Worlds being artificial from an in-universe perspective, I think it's worth reexamining the fact that, as far as we know, with the exception of self-inflicted harm the only characters whose actions in the Dark Worlds are demonstrably able to break kayfabe and harm the underlying people or objects directly are the Roaring Knight and Noelle.

[Video description: a video with the title "Crow which bizarrely asks bypassers 'You alright love?' - in Yorkshire accent" on the bottom half of the video. in the video, a crow jumps onto a concrete brick, 'talking' to the person behind the camera. the crow has a curved beak, black head and wings, with a white stripe around it's neck and connecting to a white underbelly. the crow sounds like it's asking "you alright love?" in a yorkshire accent. the person behind the camera asks the crow, "you alright love?" in return, in a similar accent. the crow repeats "you alright love?", and the person asks "are you alright love?" again. the crow then says, "you alright? i'm alright, i'm alright". /.End Video description] [Image ID: a screenshot of a tumblr comment by @/fireflia . "Best part is he also says "I'm alright" which means people answer him often (smiley face)" /.End ID]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

Post that lives in my head rent free

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

turn on the sound

Folks in certain fandoms will be like "I think [these two characters from different pieces of media] would be good friends :)", then show you a picture of two characters who if they ever met would 100% annoy the piss out of each other.

If they add a smiley face when they say "good friends :)" they probably agree with you tbh.

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

NASA watching this: Ah, I'd been wondering why the office feels so empty today.

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust