Rabbit Cube

Does she really think she’s not a part of “fucking each others brains out”???

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

you will love her. also she's a rabid himejoshi did i mention that. she loves yuri. and she also believes in TS yuri.

this is like naming your MC “Mary Sue” or “Fan Fiction”

hey. they’re REALLY COOL catch phrases.

^ actual good translation for those who desire it. the one on Shanghai Fantasy is MTL that goes from reading like it got edited for five minutes to reading like it was copy pasted directly into the website.

she's the first to be dazzled by sorceria's light, after which she becomes obsessed. even later she becomes consumed by her lust and attempts to assault kei, and after being comforted she believes kei wishes for this, vowing to embrace her dark desires, no matter how twisted they may get.

THAT'S RIGHT. everyone go to sorcerialand right now.

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

Edit: To clarify, this particular video features Git Hoan Dancers, of the Tsimshian Tribe. They say so in the video, but I realize my caption about the Tlingit and Haida Nations might cause confusion.

Its so smooth that it took me a moment to realize those are modern masks and the historic ones don't move like that.

That said, to take the other side - the fact that black people aren't, in fact, cannibalistic sexually predatory etc etc monsters doesn't mean you have to pretend to be an idiot when reading a fantasy story where the subhuman tribal savage orcs just happen to be described in a way that's clearly reminiscent of commonly exaggerated or fetishised racialized features, y'know?

one try onion pasta by plantyou

vintage Italian "Fazzoletto" (handkerchief) low table from the late 1970s or early 1980s.

I just love that this is part of human life. Our memories don’t just pick up quotes from great art, literature, and music, but little things, too.

**I'm simplifying

"hurr hurr dumb fuckinh indians don't even know those shit things aren't real, i'm gonna do it in their faces even HARDER on purpose, you can't keep white people out!!"

"the Algonquin just don't wanna talk about it with white people for reasons I, a white person, disagree with. SO THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO STEAL THEIR SHIT BY FORCE! FUCK THEM FOR KEEPING SOMETHING FROM US FOR NO GOOD REASON AS FAR AS I CAN PERSONALLY TELL, BECAUSE I REJECTED ALL OF THE REASONS"

No, I agree with them. They have no obligation to be chatty about these things, and it's not like anything of much artistic merit has been made via their bastardisation. That doesn't mean that the beetlejuice style rules tumblr is so fond of repeating are anything more than, at best, a funhouse mirror distortion of actual first nations culture and feelings on the matter.

Shammai mean while is remembered as "this guy whose followers quarreled with Hillel's followers. There are like 3 things we know about his beliefs and they're all arguments he lost to Hillel"