fix your hearts or die

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

So many of these could all be the names of either truly depraved Sex Acts or Organized Crime Executions

God forbid women do anything

are you in a good headspace to witness my vast and terrible wingspan

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself