DUCKBUNNY

Augments you

Changes you in a way that suits my purposes

So the thing is, I do ship maia and csevet, but like, in a really stupid abstracted way... nothing ever happens, literally nothing, they're just Like That for fifty years and then at maia's elaborate imperial funeral one of his adult children dabs genteelly under their mourning veil, sniffs, and says 'hey so, what the fuck was the deal with csevet'

Probably a good way to get an intuition for how random inanimate objects bumping around on the Earth for a long enough span of time can wind up creating life is to do a load of laundry where a lot of things have long straps or sleeves or cords and seeing how complexity makes itself manifest.

What is the most relevant-to-today political drama and why is it a low-budget 90s sci-fi called Babylon 5

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones