Mayhaps I am

And let's be honest, anyone in the crew was able to open the windbag. In the musical, literally Perimedes AND Elpenor are both the ones who say, "Captain what's happening, what's trapped in the bag?" Open the bag." "Let's see what you got!" And "we'll try." The two were just as able to open the bag as Eurylochus. And since the winions tricked them into thinking it was treasure, they were more eager to see what was actually in the bag.

Also their objective was always just to get the sheep, why would Ody kill the cyclops that had already been blinded and didn't know anything about them when they were free to run away? Like Ody knew there were other cyclops there by that point, why would he risk alerting them just to kill one cyclops that was no longer a danger?? Like literally that could go so badly, say they do kill Polyphemus they would lose a few men there and alert the rest of the cyclops in that cave from the sound of Polyphemus' death cry, what would they do then? Book it hoping they can make it away from the island before the other cyclops find them?

And before you start about the cyclops proving to be a danger let me reiterate:

Ody originally was just running away with the sheep, he was never going to tell Polyphemus anything until he changed his mind after talking to Athena out of sheer grief fueled rage.

Also why does it matter that the others could have opened the bag??? It's not like we didn't know Eurylochus opened the bag, he clearly takes the blame for it through his own admission in Scylla. Also they could literally see Ithaca in view when they opened the bag, why wouldn't they wait until they made it home and then open the bag even if they believed it was treasure?

Now don't get me wrong, if you like Eurylochus that's great but to me he's not a character I feel bad for, that's just my opinion tho. The same way that in my opinion Ody doesn't deserve all the blame he gets for his decisions, like telling Polyphemus his name; he wouldn't have done that if it weren't for Athena popping in telling him to go back and kill Polyphemus.

All I'm saying is that these are my opinions I wish to elaborate on and not me trying to start an argument, tho I understand if it comes off that way, my way of writing through text has been called aggressive.

Any have a great day,

Peace and love!

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Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

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Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

The scene is set in a ruin present in the midst of the Kocari Wilds, Jaune, Sun and two other recruits are present to retrieve documents from said ruin when they hear footsteps approaching

Cinder: Well, Well what have we here? Are you scavengers perhaps? Vultures here to claim that which belonged to those who came before? If so then turn back whatever you're looking for is here no longer.

Sun: "Here no longer"? You stole it didn't you? You- you sneaky... Witch thief.

Cinder: Well then? Which are you? Scavenger or intruder?

Jaune: Neither. The Silver Huntsmen once owned and protected this tower.

Cinder: But it's not a tower anymore, is it? The Grimm have already claimed this desiccated corpse. However, I will admit that I have watched you and your party for some time. "Where will they go?" "Whatever will they do?" and my personal thoughts "Why are they here?" And now here you are, touching the ashes of a place long gone. Why is that?

Sun: You don't need to answer her. She looks marked, which means there could be others nearby.

Cinder: Ooh! You fear there will be barbarians who will swoop down upon you?

Sun: Yes, because swooping would be bad.

Russel: She's a Witch of the Black, she is! She'll turn us into Grimm!

Cinder: Witch of the Black? Well, don't you have an imagination on you? But only because they are stories you've been told before. Like good, little sheep with no minds of your own. And what of you, Ser Knight? Tell me yours and I will tell you mine, as all civilized people do.

Jaune: My name is Jaune Arc. Nice to meet you.

Cinder: Well, now there is a civil greeting, even here in the wilds of the Black Woods! You may call me Cinder.

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This was a fun idea. I'm thinking of ideas for who's who in this scenario, since Dragon Age Origins was my first and thus far only interaction with the franchise, and it was a good one.

Jaune - Hero of Ferelden

Sun - Alistair

Cinder - Morrigan

Pyrrha - Leliana

Adam - Sten

Mercury - Zevran

Penny - Shale

Zwei or Juniper - Mabari

Also Qrow as Oghren makes sense.

Maria as Wynne also fits really well.

Who give off more "daddy energy"?

Ox king?

Or

Mr. Satan

Audio Technica and Sony are usually my go-to brands when it comes to headphones. Audio Technica has great studio options on a budget that sound great and have relatively flat EQ so you can assume what you’re hearing is closer to intention, and Sony has some wonderful options for casual listening and comfort in many price ranges.

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