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pred and prey screwing while the prey is mashed up against the preds stomach and theyre both mutually really horned up about the fact the prey died in them last night
its hard to feel ashamed of that fact in the moment when theyre too busy fucking each others brains out though
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the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries
anytime I see someone slice open their hand in media im like, thats really going to hamper your ability to use that hand! surely there is a better place to cut!!
They do this in chainsaw man all the time. Looks like they should have consulted the Nurse Devil....
I keep forgetting to take my progâŚ
Fence who is sellingâsniff sniffâwell it used to be alive
The box bumps, the smell from inside getting worse.
"See, it's fine! Maybe not perfect condition, but still very good! Look, I'll bump my price down to 80%."
The woman behind the counter folds her arms. "It's dead, Lira."
"Noooo," says Lira. "No, I wouldn't-" a scratching noise comes from the box, and the bones of what used to be a paw try to make it through one of the air holes. "-it's. Just a bit."
The woman behind the counter raises her eyebrow. "Just a bit... dead?"
"Yeah," says Lira, trying not to sweat. "Just a little bit. You'd hardly notice." The smell intensifies again. "Just need some incense, that's all."
"Only if I also had a prayer scroll. Lira, what the shit am I supposed to do with this?"
"50%!" cries Lira, desperately. "30%!" when the woman looks over her glasses at her. "Come on, I really need this."
The woman pokes at the box, and an unearthly hiss sounds from inside. "15%. And the next thing you bring me had better be good quality. Don't make me regret this."
Lira takes the proffered bag of coins and backs out, apologizing profusely and promising the moon. The woman sighs as the door to her shop closes, and pops the lid open. The thing inside hisses again, then cautiously sniffs the offered hand. After a moment, it rubs what used to be its cheek across her knuckles, and a clattering rumble sounds from its exposed bones.
The woman looks at the thing, looks at her now-bloody fingers, and sighs. "I'm just too soft for this business," she complains to the thing.
For its part, it curls up on her desk and looks at her, one eye socket filled with green fire, then goes to sleep.
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There's a very funny thing that happens in transhuman science fiction where sometimes an author will turn out to be a reactionary conservative who thought he was writing dystopian fiction and intended all the sickass radical body modification stuff to be scary, but he assumed that was obvious and forgot to put it in the actual text.
me after I eliminated 21,042 people
Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because itâs easier to put lotion on my legs when they arenât too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.
I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.
come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???
'humans are persistence predators' is as absurdly counterfactual as 'the brain isn't grown up until 25' and it's EVERYWHERE now and im gonna mcfreakin lose it
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I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake
I recently found my âgoldâ hammer after misplacing it. Itâs my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DONâT THINK THATâS ALL THERE IS! THEREâS MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THATâS STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
itâs like a matryoshka doll of tools.
I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object itâs harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a clientâs face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.
I was cleaning a park and I found....
A whole ass spa day wtf?
Likely stolen for resale, then dumped cuz they're hot.
Even the used ones?
if a hound's mouth is an erogenous zone does that make a muzzle a chastity cage?
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this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa
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