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people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.
Everyone: Pound cakes are very rich.
Me: Yeah I bet they're a bit more than a regular cake, probably basically the same thing though.
Pound cake recipe:
This isn't a cake this is a giant cube of cookie
#i fucking love pound cake i will go FERAL for pound cake i dont think this recipe has enough butter
This cake is approximately 50% sugars and fats how much more butter do you want
Much more butter and a bit more sugar, actually. You know traditionally, pound cake meant every ingredient was added by a pound, so really there should be 250g of sugar and 250g of melted butter, and hopefully the eggs come out to 250g as well. I'm guessing the full 455g of each ingredient is probably more than you need.
Of course, since this makes such a dense batter, you pretty much have to bake it as a bundt, but that's your classic Pound Cake right there.
That's fucking bonkers. Who invented this thing.
Someone who was sick of having to remember measurements and went: "ah, fuck that. I'll just add a pound of each and it'll probably be fine"
FOR THOSE WHO CARE, THE TENTS AND CHILDREN ARE BEING HEAVILY BOMBED. THERE ARE AROUND 10 MARTYRS TODAY. WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED, BUT IN EERIE SILENCE.
I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.
My chances of survival are diminishing every moment. My medication is almost gone, and my health is extremely poor. Please stand by me and h@lp me buy my medication urgently and h@lp me to travel to a safe country for my surgery. Please stand by me.
FOR THOSE WHO CARE, THE TENTS AND CHILDREN ARE BEING HEAVILY BOMBED. THERE ARE AROUND 10 MARTYRS TODAY. WE ARE BEING EXTERMINATED, BUT IN EERIE SILENCE.
I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.
My chances of survival are diminishing every moment. My medication is almost gone, and my health is extremely poor. Please stand by me and h@lp me buy my medication urgently and h@lp me to travel to a safe country for my surgery. Please stand by me.

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i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know
playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me
Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this
listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to
pred and prey screwing while the prey is mashed up against the preds stomach and theyre both mutually really horned up about the fact the prey died in them last night
its hard to feel ashamed of that fact in the moment when theyre too busy fucking each others brains out though
the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.
they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

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anytime I see someone slice open their hand in media im like, thats really going to hamper your ability to use that hand! surely there is a better place to cut!!
They do this in chainsaw man all the time. Looks like they should have consulted the Nurse Devil....
I keep forgetting to take my prog…
Fence who is selling—sniff sniff—well it used to be alive
The box bumps, the smell from inside getting worse.
"See, it's fine! Maybe not perfect condition, but still very good! Look, I'll bump my price down to 80%."
The woman behind the counter folds her arms. "It's dead, Lira."
"Noooo," says Lira. "No, I wouldn't-" a scratching noise comes from the box, and the bones of what used to be a paw try to make it through one of the air holes. "-it's. Just a bit."
The woman behind the counter raises her eyebrow. "Just a bit... dead?"
"Yeah," says Lira, trying not to sweat. "Just a little bit. You'd hardly notice." The smell intensifies again. "Just need some incense, that's all."
"Only if I also had a prayer scroll. Lira, what the shit am I supposed to do with this?"
"50%!" cries Lira, desperately. "30%!" when the woman looks over her glasses at her. "Come on, I really need this."
The woman pokes at the box, and an unearthly hiss sounds from inside. "15%. And the next thing you bring me had better be good quality. Don't make me regret this."
Lira takes the proffered bag of coins and backs out, apologizing profusely and promising the moon. The woman sighs as the door to her shop closes, and pops the lid open. The thing inside hisses again, then cautiously sniffs the offered hand. After a moment, it rubs what used to be its cheek across her knuckles, and a clattering rumble sounds from its exposed bones.
The woman looks at the thing, looks at her now-bloody fingers, and sighs. "I'm just too soft for this business," she complains to the thing.
For its part, it curls up on her desk and looks at her, one eye socket filled with green fire, then goes to sleep.
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There's a very funny thing that happens in transhuman science fiction where sometimes an author will turn out to be a reactionary conservative who thought he was writing dystopian fiction and intended all the sickass radical body modification stuff to be scary, but he assumed that was obvious and forgot to put it in the actual text.

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me after I eliminated 21,042 people
Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.
I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.
come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???