I am in your bottom fridge drawer

I know we compare sewing machines to horses a lot due to the general tendency to spook at nothing and break their legs, but imagine if you had to clean lint out of tiny crevices inside a horse. it could really be so much worse.

people who are more horsified than me are no longer invited to weigh in on things that you have to clean off of or out of horses.

I could never get into sissification because the whole time id be thinking like damn this is how my sisters suffer I need to teach women how to make bombs

i wish the world was kinder to women

*remembering the band bare naked ladies contains no ladies* call me back when they transition

They're also fully clothed.

One life change at a time

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

They're building a tunnels under the city so more people can get lost and scared. I don't like it but 🤷‍♀️

Sleepy dolls need to be touched by their owners. Sleepy dolls need to be filled with their owners thoughts. Sleepy dolls need their strings pulled and moved like a puppet. Sleepy dolls need to be taken advantage off. Sleepy dolls need to repeat words that they are given.