I am in your bottom fridge drawer

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

bottom surgery is the coolest thing in the world to me

surgery is already so beautiful and amazing to me but i cant even believe that theres a procedure so wonderful. they just structure vaginas and vulvas. they just put them there!!! someone can just give someone else a vagina!!!! how amazing is that??

as a recent recipient it's genuinely one of the most of amazing things ever. it's a medical miracle. i have a vagina and she's so pretty and they just! crafted her! it's so incredible

how amazing is that!!!!!!

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe

is that the fucking pot of greed

trans women will see a flawed female character who was deeply traumatized by her circumstances but puts on a facade of strength and say is anyone gonna relate to this. and not wait for an answer

chubby patchouli knowledge is honestly really funny. magicians dont even need to eat to survive in touhou so she just snacks on all the sweets sakuya brings her and gets fatter all for the love of the game. we could learn a thing or two from her honestly

riders editing their dragons the way people edit horses on tiktok and everyone is in the comments simping for the dragons

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within