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This is a serious scientific question and not a joke, I promise, it's super serious, mmkay? Link on estrogen, her ass bouncing around, right? Keep that in mind. Like from Legend of Zelda, the game series with all those racist caricatures, alright? What if she had been on estrogen. And her ass was fat. Cool, we're on the same page now.

I'll reblog this and I'm a cis woman.

I'll reblog this and I'm a trans woman.

I'll reblog this and I'm neither of those.

Sable wtf are you talking about I'm not reblogging this.

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shinraalpha

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

mayasaura

seraphim-exe

i do not think I enjoy Hounds being like,,, perceived as puppygirls who happen to pilot mechs

they're so far removed and the term Hound exists in the same way it did back when people hunted with real ones. a hunting dog who is bred and trained and built solely to hunt for their Handler, to seek out prey and take it down

They're not silly little uwu puppies, if you've ever met a working dog you know they twitch and ache for the hunt

seraphim-exe

i do not think I enjoy Hounds being like,,, perceived as puppygirls who happen to pilot mechs

they're so far removed and the term Hound exists in the same way it did back when people hunted with real ones. a hunting dog who is bred and trained and built solely to hunt for their Handler, to seek out prey and take it down

They're not silly little uwu puppies, if you've ever met a working dog you know they twitch and ache for the hunt

ashenmind

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soup-mother

"useless lesbians who won't communicate"

> look inside

> girls scared of being rejected by the one they love

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

hiveswap

No no but fr if this spawns 10000 mcu onlys who overpopulate the tag and wont stop making dick rider jokes im gonna be on the news

hiveswap

Also it's a generational miss to introduce him after axing the guardians

flurgehbla

dislocating your shoulder truly is the forbidden stim toy

my-life-is-a-sidequest

So you are allowed to dislocate your shoulder but I'm not? I see how it is

flurgehbla

no im not allowed either!!!

boybeetles

Mothers have an amazing power to sense when you’re already suicidal so they can tell you that you been missing a social cue and have been embarrassing yourself and your whole family

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nyancrimew

look it says gullible on my boobs

omegaversereloaded

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

nianeyna

reminds me of this reddit comment I have saved

mephostophilis

are non brits aware of count binface.

mephostophilis

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

spell-fox

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

escapedaudios

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

patrickbatemanamericanpsycho

this says a lot about Society

spin-the-wheel-polls

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

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(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

slicedcheesegremlin

I got cockatrice! Honestly big fan of this

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that-one-percent-germ-deactivat

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

mousegirlheart

As an Australian, EBT is incomprehensibly evil to me. They say what you can and can't spend welfare money on???? Here they just give you cash. Spend it on whatever. Food, bills, rent, food, alcohol, drugs, school shoes, literally whatever you choose.

"But what if they waste it all on drugs????"

None of my business. Most probably wouldn't, anyway. Everyone needs to eat. Give people the dignity to choose how they live their lives. If they choose poorly, that's on them.

Why the FUCK do you not allow your poor a hot meal or a fucking birthday cake?

slicedcheesegremlin

oh it's way worse than that. In my city almost none of the poor people have access to the ability to cook, even if they have an apartment. One of my friends is forbidden by her landlord from having a *microwave*, so it's impossible to make hot food at home unless she cooks it herself with the limited time she has. The amount they give you on EBT isn't nearly enough if you have any kind of food restrictions, I have celiac and no ability to cook, which means that I have to starve most of the month because I can't afford food for more than a couple days with what I'm given. It's really tempting to eat gluten despite the intense bleeding and pain when everyone else can afford to eat sandwiches while a single small loaf of bread, when it costs a tenth of your monthly budget to get a loaf of bread, cheese and some lunchmeat

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