I am in your bottom fridge drawer

imo you get the most out of engaging with media when you strike a balance between treating characters as people (reading interiority into their actions, considering the effect of various aspects of their identity, etc etc) and as vehicles for storytelling (what narrative purpose do they serve, how do their actions and personality function to convey the themes of the work, etc etc). because of course characters are literary devices but also there’s a reason we use literary devices written to embody realistic people in order to tell stories

oh to be an older woman’s controversially young girlfriend

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

posted at 3 am and has over 200 notes less than two hours later. girls, are y'all okay?

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

when they designed the lieutenant's uniforms in the 1780s they made the lapels white. to better indicate where to grab your lieutenants

this changed with the advent of the double breasted design in the 1810s: the new uniforms were worn buttoned up. lieutenant grabbing practices declined in correlation. causation cannot be proven but may, regrettably, be assumed.

Even if by some miracle he loses the (now irrelevant) election, being a thane is cooler than being an mp anyways

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.