I am in your bottom fridge drawer

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

Reminiscing about the time I used to be able to go on Tumbl.gov and see people drawing my favourite characters in fetish gear simply because artists thought it looked cool.

Yes, this post is about exploring the condition of being alive, but it is also about doing stuff for aesthetic satisfaction.

#artists should make stuff because they think it looks cool #I will enjoy it because I am a pervert #this is a mutually beneficial relationship

In the light of payment processors tightening their squeeze on free expression online I want to reiterate that I Still Want To See It and furthermore Artists Should Be Allowed To Draw It.

it never fails to drive me crazy that hollywood has supposedly churned out tons of "anti vietnam war films" but none of them ever have any vietnamese characters who are allowed to speak. and then you can turn on a ww2 movie and the germans get to talk and talk and talk!

This isn't a cake this is a giant cube of cookie

That's fucking bonkers. Who invented this thing.

Someone who was sick of having to remember measurements and went: "ah, fuck that. I'll just add a pound of each and it'll probably be fine"

I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.

My chances of survival are diminishing every moment. My medication is almost gone, and my health is extremely poor. Please stand by me and h@lp me buy my medication urgently and h@lp me to travel to a safe country for my surgery. Please stand by me.

I'm trapped in a hospital bed, my body writhing in agony, while my younger siblings scream in terror outside. I hear the explosions and their cries over the phone, and I can do nothing to protect them. And what's worse, I've run out of my medications and painkillers. I hope you can stand by me and h@lp me bu.y them quickly so I can alleviate some of my pain and suffering. Please stand by me.

My chances of survival are diminishing every moment. My medication is almost gone, and my health is extremely poor. Please stand by me and h@lp me buy my medication urgently and h@lp me to travel to a safe country for my surgery. Please stand by me.

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to