I am in your bottom fridge drawer

Firm tummy.

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

it sucks how utterly useless pain as an indicator is in the human body. well this could be one of any number of things but we only have one alarm bell so let's ring the fuck out of it

“Psychologist Barbara Fredrickson’s research tells us that emotions like awe and wonder do not just feel good in the moment. They literally broaden our thinking and build long-term psychological resilience. People who regularly experience awe are more creative, more connected, and less susceptible to the feeling that everything is about to fall apart. Awe is a biological reset button, and four humans went to the moon and pushed it for all of us, and your body knew what to do with that before you maybe had words for it.”

"Here’s what happened. Four humans got into a rocket and went to the moon, farther from Earth than any humans have ever traveled in the history of our species. And they were so good at it, so genuinely moved by it, and so articulate about what they were seeing and feeling, that millions of people who have been running on anxiety and dread for the last eleven years just stopped for a moment and finally exhaled."

more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

rocky was probably thinking the same thing and then out flops mr squishy leaky and stupid....

Toby Fox knows who pjackk is. this means that he walks among us. and yet my salsa lawnmower query remains unanswered. Toby, reveal thineself, and you shall be reincarnated as a beautiful hummingbird, I swear upon my power as a Girlposter