Figured Out What A Horse Is

so polite

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

netscapenavigator-official

so nice you'll see her thrice

Installing apps on…

macOS: I’m just a single isolated package! Just drag and drop me to your “Applications” folder to install me. Don’t want me anymore? Right click my icon and put me in the trash. All gone!

Linux: Want me installed? Ask the package manager. Want me uninstalled? Package manager. Got an AppImage? Just click it to run, then trash it to uninstall. Easy peasy.

Windows: I am going to infect your file directories and registry like the roots of a bamboo tree. You will never fully remove me. Go ahead and try the “uninstall” button in settings. I fucking dare you. You can remove the executable, but you will never fully remove me. I am infinite, and I will outlive Microsoft Inc. ten fold. Fuck you.

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things-that-are-not-true

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

butt-rice

are they a good slunge?

things-that-are-not-true

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

airlocksandaviaries

@vcollies

towering-book-piles

The goodest boys ever and ill hear no arguments

things-that-are-not-true

they eat baby sea turtles and also baby birds but only the endangered ones, and also human babies too. and also they're all girls. and they also use chatgpt to generate pictures of raw meat

pleoros

Eerie lava formations around the West Kamokuna Skylight in Hawaii's Volcanoes National Park, 1996 Photo: Laszlo Kestay

chimaamla

I

OKAY SURE

tongue-twists

a type of guy that exists and that you get often exposed to as a sex worker is the type of guy who found out they like being dommed and now sincerely believe that they have overcome their misogyny, because now instead of treating women like submissive sex objects, they treat women like dominant sex objects.

tongue-twists

@demilypyro is so correct

the venn diagram of "men who think they're not misogynistic because they like femdom" and "men who think they're not transphobic because they jack off to trans women" is a circle

daughter-of-sapph0

add in "white people who think they're not racist because they fetishize people of color"

mousidy

we tried to hit her where the sun don't shine but zonbies and skeletons had already spawned there and we got scared

capnsoapy

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

capnsoapy

"Are public libraries punk?" trite.

"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post

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shittysawtraps

jigsaw reportedly in the process of developing the “saw treat,” which is like a saw trap but good

rotary-supercollider

- autistic age regressor girl with memory problems

- plural transmasc/lesbian in a situationship

- shaved head trans woman who drinks bleach

Nona’s household is a “weird gay people you meet on discord” simulator

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

this is really resonating with the subjects

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining