Figured Out What A Horse Is

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

hiking that ends in you pumping a load into me behind a tree

Dick Cheney Hunting Simulator

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it

guy who substitutes different sex acts for "suck my dick" as a figure of speech but can't stop choosing like weirdly sensual ones every time

did this fucker just cut me off? ahh yeah REAL fuckin polite, hey, why don't you lick the sweat off my NECK, pal?

gently tongue my fuckin' perineum, buddy. learn how to drive

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

Jokes aside, this recall was issued for WA/OR/ID and the affected brands are Royale Natural and TOP VALU. More info in linked article.

playing strip super smash bros with another girl and i desperately want to be naked but i am also very competitive so i just keep four stocking her while crying

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself