Figured Out What A Horse Is

i think we should start arbitrarily assigning more pronouns to inanimate objects. your spanish galleon has neopronouns now.

Based on the present contents of my dash, this week's relationship goals are a snarky witch and/or disgraced medical doctor with alt-with-a-hint-of-goth fashion sense who's older than you by just enough to make her hooking up with you a little bit eyebrow-raising and regards making you take unlabelled drugs as a bonding activity.

(For the "okay, this one is so oddly specific it can't be vagueing a broad trend" crowd, joke's on you: I've got Fields of Mistria, Tactical Breach Wizards, and an inexplicable resurgence of Persona 5 thirstposting on my dash as we speak – though I'll grant the age gap in the last one is more than just a little bit eyebrow-raising!)

there really is an xkcd for everything, huh

pls support trans girls and trans women who like traditionally masculine things

white girl SHOCKS waitress with 6th level chain lightning

Also Falin having a new body forged in flesh as a deliberate effort is notable

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

@rotary-supercollider