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I’m inventing a new meal called Wumber eaten between the hours of 3 and 4 PM that consists only of wood

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dragongirlsweetie

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

dragongirlsweetie

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

jadeharleyinc

punk's not dead, in fact punk was never born. because real dogs haven't been invented yet

It’s so beautiful that plants turn our bad air into good air and we turn bad air into good air for plants. It’s yuri

#ro #biology #yuri

pinkypkmntrainer

idea

transfem jax body pillow but it's not designed with being sexually appealing in mind (not the sexual body pillows are bad on their own, but this is about something different). instead, it has a design of lilly sleeping in comfy pajamas with an eye mask, messy hair, and that teddy bear from her acrylic bedroom collectible. no more repression, no more "ironic" maid dress wearing, just an authentic depiction of a girl having a nice nap. a dose of peaceful fluff in contrast to her tragic end in canon. why is it a body pillow? for cuddles, of course. she probably needs some, deep down

transfem-jax-daily

I want this!!

batmanisagatewaydrug

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

hunter-gratzner

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

batmanisagatewaydrug

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes

batmanisagatewaydrug

not a bummer, say it louder

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prinnay

Basically.

crown-princess-carrion

you know i used to be a starship? yeah a real big one too. called something like ‘vision of venus’ or ‘face of eros’, i can’t really remember now. they had me hauling mobile refineries and the like. but i guesssss i joked about venting everyone out the airlocks a couple dozen too many times and they had me reassigned. now i make drinks! 😊 would you like that small medium or large?

crown-princess-carrion

ding! one large hydrofluoric acid! 😊

(it is clearly the hot chocolate you ordered)

romcommunist

elm trees my only friend

romcommunist

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

headspace-hotel

soapyfemme

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

soapyfemme

POV

themorriganunofficial

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

tatters-the-bat

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

soulren

Well they ain’t anymore

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rainbow-femme

Bro they got geep in Ohio

rioblitzle

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

trumbloola

wait a minute...........wait..... are ALL of us people pleasers??!!

niceinchnails

markadoo

the famous "nonthreatening feminist boy" photograph from 2013 was made entirely practically. The "mirror" effect, which would now be trivial to produce in any photo editor, was achieved by filling the room face-deep with mercury and shackling him to the floor so he didn't float to the surface

sunshinetomorrow

new normalize loving parents posting trend that i keep seeing going around twitter is "as an autistic person, i hate when people talk too long about a topic and don't consider what the other person is thinking" like yeah that's called infodumping? and it's a very common aspect of how autistics communicate that is very heavily stigmatized and if someone is doing it to you for a long time, it's probably a sign that they care about you a lot and trust that you want to hear about their interests?? like you are not breaking any new grounds or saying the hard truth by stating you find it annoying. fuck off

sunshinetomorrow

like actually i think you are a huge piece of shit for letting this person talk to you about this for THREE HOURS and not like. i don't know, telling them you wanted to stop?? i understand communication is hard but to just silently take it and then slink off to twitter and vaguepost about how awful it was for you. take some fucking responsibility for once

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sidebyside-withafriend

Let Falst Say Fuck

the-magnalotl

#Letfalstsayfuck

wholesalemagnesiumoxide

i like linux. i like tinkering, i like the thought that i can customize my machine to the ends of the earth. i like all the weird and cool things people do. you ever hear about nixos? nixos is pretty sick to think about right?

i just wish the archetypal linux evangelist wasn’t so sneery.

wholesalemagnesiumoxide

i feel similarly about “learn to code”… computer science is a beautiful field. i wish we could let it be beautiful.

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