Figured Out What A Horse Is

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

Part of the art of Wikipedia vandalism is the simple, fleeting moments it occupies before it's corrected, as well as the rarity of catching it in the wild. Without people being narcs about it, the comedy would be ruined.

maybe one of the worst things you can do to a potential trans ally is peg them as Definitively Cisgender

tme people when they see a "man" express clear interest in femininity and constantly "ironically" engaging with femininity and girlyness: wow you're such a cool ally for a cis man, it's cool that even though you're a cis man you're really open about this stuff, you don't have to be trans to enjoy femininity, it's cool that you're a boy who likes girl stuff (but i'd like to implicitly maintain a boundary between you and transfemininity, cause like, that's not you, right? you're a cis man.)

I just saw a video title on YouTube that said something like “Why is glass transparent?” And that’s an interesting question and I’m sure it’s great that the video exists but my first thought was like “Because glass is terrible, obviously.” Because it’s unwieldy and let’s out warmth and needs to be heated to hundreds of degrees to be shaped and turns into hundreds of tiny daggers if you drop it. Why the hell would we bother with that if it didn’t have some magical quality like being totally transparent despite being solid? Glass is transparent because if it weren’t, we’d use something else.

looking through my “me” tag and this is apparently what I was thinking 3 years ago

this is amazing and I’m really glad I reblogged that old bullshit post because I got to learn this

Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.

Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?

Actually think that's pepperoni and olive pizza?

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

Meow

give a character your issues it's literally free

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

water²

*flies past*