Wives, football season is now underway. If your husband spends all Sunday afternoon drinking beer and eating junk food while yelling obscenities at the TV here are the steps you should take.
Get a bar of soap.
put the bar of soap in his mouth and bare his bottom.
turn him over your knee and paddle his bare backside with your hairbrush.
put him to bed early, he doesn’t deserve to watch his football games if he can’t behave properly.
call a couple of friends over and drink some wine.
No, soap could be dangerous, so I'd go to the pub for my football and see if there's a barmaid who could spank me better there 😀😎































