I Just Dont

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

/=

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

Please Lord not this post

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We must get to 1 billion boops and break the boop counter

We must get to 1 billion boops and break the boop counter

/1 billion

get booped idiot

/boop

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

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goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/69

Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

Pretty horse!

@i-say-ok

ok.

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

/200K

She’s like the freak baby from twilight

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unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

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Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

/49,999,999

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

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