Gender? I don't even know her!

This was supposed to be a lead up to some sexy lighthearted ourthur pillowfort sketches but… it’s been almost a year and I have never gotten to it so. Uh. Sorry? Look at it anyway because it’d be criminal to keep these cute little Johns hidden any longer.

Oh actually- I got as far as two not even spicy doodles and THEN moved on

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GET MORE HUMAN YELLOW CONTENT HE'S SO REAL I LOVE HIM 🙏🙏🙏

if not obviously it's fine tho

YES you may💥💥💥 featuring his crutches bc that’s probably what spawned this ask in the first place,,

also,,, was thinking about him and Oscar too hard,,, Oscar’s probably the only one he allows to touch him besides John tbh,,,,

Forbidding the iranian team coaches from entering the country and forcing them to direct the game from MEXICO through a tv

Players from non european countries being stopped and searched like criminals with dogs

Deporting african referees just because of their nationality

Forbidding interviews from being spoken i'm languages other than English and forbidding journalists and players from speaking their native languages

ok genuinely. why are we still doing this in 2026.

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