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From the depths of my depressed, unemployed, little black heart. PLEASE.
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Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than âorbsâ
canât believe I had to read this with my own balls
âgood Christian honkâ sounds like a euphemismÂ
iroh and zuko absolutely off the shits in ba sing se. total mad lads
me for the rest of my life
best moments in gaming journalism
journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity
thatâs it
highlights:
âWhatâs with all the fucking gaijin in this area?â âDude, donât say that, use gaikokujin, itâs nicer.â âOh, shit, right. Whatâs with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?â
âThe breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. Thatâs accurate.â
all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
âShooting people sends a message.â âSo does shooting anything.â
(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) âI feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.â
S: I donât know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasnât just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE BACKSTORY THOUGH
JAKE ADELSTEIN COVERS THE YAKUZA BEAT AS A FREELANCE JOURNALIST AND JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW THESE DUDES

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if Gilbert Gottfried isnât voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here
this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design
guy fieri couture
I think weâre not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it
I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck
I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
Thatâs Jafarâs staff.
HIS WHAT ???
This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
Wait for it.
memeception
WEâVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
Iâve said âI hate thisâ so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because âI hate thisâ is just shorthand for âthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnât expecting with intent to surpriseâ. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this⌠This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeâs introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youâll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itâll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareâs jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
âŚ.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatâs one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (âtake the breadsticks and runâ) is a reference to the tumblr meme âstuffing breadsticks into my purseâ. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatâs meme two (2)
âman door hand hook car doorâ is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic âstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usâ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
âgunâ is⌠yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to âman door hand hook car doorâ for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iâve ever seen. the initial âyoung manâ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme âgunâ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnât going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaâs comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgâs format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000âs rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iâm not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageÂ
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IâM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNâT EXPECT MORE IâM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING âthis one does not spark joyâ TO THIS VERSION SAYING âthis one sparks joyâ
well i added my contribution : )
whyâ
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
âYouâre in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?â âOh yeah, sure.â âCan you explain it to me?â âI absolutely fucking cannot.â
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someoneâs going to ask me to explain this and Iâm going to be at a loss.jpg for words
you just⌠understand this. you do not get to explain it, nor would you be able to explain it. you simply understand the meme in and of itself.
imagine the valuable information my brain could be holding on to instead of all of this historical meme knowledge.
*inserts this is beyond science meme*
Please.
From the depths of my depressed, unemployed, little black heart. PLEASE.
Scheduled this for my 16th birthday, I donât want a job but Iâll need one
Gonna need a job to move out of here eventually
âthis baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yoursâ
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasnât the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.Â
Turns out, she wasnât a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the womanâs skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.Â
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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itâs back
will this never get explained to me???
what is happening
Explanation:
They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.
In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I canât remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy âcause he likes Tauriel.
Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.
https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA
WAIT, THIS WASNâT A FUNNY EDIT?!
Thatâs it, the stupid Hobbit love triangle has been justified for me, it was all worth it.
Snapchat really be testing this guy
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