spencer thunderstrike

Dizzy: Is it too early to get excited about fall fashions? Because I'm sorry, I'm already thinking about all the cute boots I get to wear 😍

CJ: Good, because I'd rather keep you, but tell anyone I said that and I'll deny it. And if you still want to break stuff, let's do it together. I could use a fun evening of leaving wrecked shit in my path! And DUH! If she's actually important to you, then I want to know this girl! I'm your captain, after all.

CJ: Ew, but understood. And before you "lose your shit" which, beeteedubs is NOT the threat you think it is, I'm 'ew'ing the love of it all, NOT the girl this time. But Spencey-Poo, if she's that important to you, why haven't I met her yet?

CJ: Two things, Spencey-Poo. First? You can't call someone "badass" just because you like them, DUH. People have to DO badass things to get that title, and I don't think your girl has ever done a single thing that's even close to qualifying. And no, before you ask, showing her face in public despite the horrifyingly high number of times her parents must've dropped her on the head doesn't count. At least you're street smart. You can't lie to me and tell me that she is too, unless you mean Sesame Street smart.

CJ: And second? Don't talk about me and Z as if you two could ever compare to the bond between a captain and her first mate. You'll NEVER understand what we have, especially not with a girl you barely know. Get real.

CJ: The idiot bit is debatable, especially considering your weird obsession with this girl. I don't get what you think is "fucking amazing" about one of the dumbest people I've ever met but fine, whatever, if the sex is that good, just fuck her. You don't have to be pathetically at her beck and call as her "boyfriend" to get laid.

CJ: They're all going to be your family tomorrow too, and the day after that, and the day after that. Family, annoyingly enough, is one of the only things we can't escape. That girlfriend of yours, though, will dump you if you don't give her enough attention, so take care of her now and deal with the family later.

CJ: Or else just dump her! Then you don't have to worry about who to spend more time with, it's the perfect solution, realy.

CJ: And WHY do you have to spend time with your mom or your dad? If you'd rather be with your precious whiny girlfriend then just ditch your lame-o family and go! It's not that hard. Despite your height, you ARE a grownup, Spency-Poo! AND a pirate! You can do whatever the fuck you want.

Izzy: Shit you should make sure no one ever says to me again: 'You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!'

Izzy: Thinking about G3 makes me want to VOMIT, next person who reminds me I spite-kissed him walks the PLANK.

Hoku: You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you.

Hoku: Which like, don't get me wrong, I'm totes down to do in front of other people SOME so they remember that you're my super hot boyfriend and not theirs.

Hoku: Just like, lately just making out with you kind of isn't enough so doing it in the middle of a party might get mega-embarrassing if we get carried away, you know?

Emmett: your name in my phone is asshole.

Emmett: I thought mom would be pissed but she actually laughed.

to be taller so @hokukawena could have hot and tall boyfriend. but whatever, anyone who tries to say anything, i'll punch them in the throat.

It sucked that I lost. But it didn't matter anyway because @coltonslim let @hokukawena and I hang out anyway. she's the best girlfriend in the world and he's a cool guy

Pokemon are cool so I don't care.

my height is my fucking height. what about it?