unauthorized satan blog

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

Wait how do cars pollute the water

Wear and tear on the roads and car tires degrading releases chemicals and microplastics that run off into the water supply when it rains

i really do not think it can be overstated how much hatred against trans men on this site is driven by people finding trans men Just Kind Of Annoying. people have pipelined themselves into posting on the daily about how tmes should be raped to death because 6 years ago a teenage trans boy was somewhat overexuberant on a fandom post, and other such minor irritations. finding someone (and therefore their entire segment of the population) Just Kind Of Annoying is a direct line, especially on the internet, to completely unpersoning them. nothing one of those people ever says or does should be taken seriously, even if it's a matter of life and death. because they were kind of annoying :/

I have a draft somewhere talking about how I don't think someone being annoying removes their right to not be harmed

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG