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Matt Damon was on Amy's podcast and I realize this is not a new or groundbreaking observation but, uh, that's an attactive man.

#charming too #gray hair is working for him

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My whole life I've known that you must leave at least one mistake in your knitting or crochet or tapestry, because spirits/demons can get lost in the perfection of the stitches and be unable to find their way out.

If you don't want a haunted scarf, you have to leave a mistake as an exit point.

syntax-forest

This is beautiful but I can't help but think that at least one of these originated with like, someone who fucked up their knitting and managed to convince everyone else it was intentional.

hollowedskin

I'm almost certain this is what happened. Because whenever I am close to finishing a crochet project, especially something in the round where each row is more work than the last, and I find a mistake in the last row as I'm stitching into it

The closer I am to finishing and not wanting to undo 2h worth of work to change that one single into a double, the more likely I am to go "well. That's the demons stitch then isn't it", and leave it be.

The demon stitch absolutely gives my ocd toxic perfectionism a loophole to allow something to remain a mistake, which is why I choose to believe in it.

ave-aria

oh, haha. a loophole.

artandrhinos

Step 1: knit myself a perfect scarf ✅️

Step 2: find a circle of mushrooms ✅️

Step 3: step into it ✅️

Ste

Someone on Threads was asking if 20 bottles of wine was enough for a 25-person dinner party and my initial reaction was “that’s a lot of wine!” From what I’ve read, a bottle usually holds 4-5 glasses. So 20 bottles would provide roughly 90 glasses, enough for each person to have 3-4 glasses of wine with dinner.

Seems reasonable to me. But the comments were FILLED with people saying they can “easily down two bottles of wine” by themselves! And they recommended the host provide a minimum of two bottles of wine PER PERSON for a DINNER PARTY. When I say the comments were filled with this suggestion, I mean it was the majority opinion! Two bottle of wine per person! In this economy!

#am I a lightweight? yes #is this still an insane suggestion? also yes

I need you all to know that Goodles Gluten Free Cheddy Mac tastes EXACTLY like Kraft Mac n’ Cheese (at least the way I remember it.) It’s way better for you with fiber and protein but the noodles taste just like normal noodles. I don’t understand how they did it. I’m eating some for lunch with broccoli and a cut-up leftover hotdog and it’s kind of absurdly satisfying.

I’ve never been into sports and have in fact had pretty strong negative associations with all of them. My dad was sports-obsessed in a way that destroyed the mood in the whole house any time things went differently from how he’d hoped. My first long term serious boyfriend was in college to become a sportscaster and he was even worse about it somehow. We were long distance, and many of our precious visits were ruined because his team lost. Just ridiculous.

ANYWAY I’ve always hated the sound of televised sports games and I’ve always rolled my eyes at people who get all worked up about them. BUT I have been slowly getting slightly more interested in the World Cup, mostly because Erik is completely normal and chill no matter what happens, and because some of the lore is interesting. This morning Henry was asking me about some of the current rankings and I was rattling off who had lost to whom and who was going to be playing against each other this week and Erik was looking at me like 😏 I was like I am NOT interested in this shit, I am being forced to learn about it against my will! I don’t even like it!

#I kinda like it

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Exploring the deeper questions with my brother.

Regarding Graham Platner: it was obvious that guy was a piece of shit from the tattoo thing alone, and I cannot believe people let it slide. For comparison, my redneck ex-husband with no college degree and zero political aspirations covered up the old Dixie flag tattoo he got when he was a dirtbag teenage drug addict as soon as he could afford to.

"I just felt embarrassed to have it on my body," he said.

Like, hello?

#also that dude's vibes were rancid from moment one

Y'all don't crucify me, but I'm re-reading A Wrinkle in Time for the first time since childhood and is it...kind of...not very good?

All of the characters feel completely two dimensional and almost like caricatures. Calvin shows up literally out of nowhere with no explanation and suddenly he's an integral part of the team. Everyone's internal thoughts are broadcast in the most obvious ways. All of the science and magic concepts are so incredibly vague. And there are weird religious parts with no explanation? Like, is this a Christian book and I just don't remember it?

Granted I'm only halfway through but I'm sort of hating it. Didn't I love this when I was a kid? Or was that A Ring of Endless Light?

#I think it was A Ring of Endless Light now that I'm remembering because I know there were dolphins

The first pears from our tree are so beautiful I had to do a photoshoot.

It’s giving Dutch Master.

Complicated feelings about our country right now, but we sure do love our people and that’s reason enough to celebrate 🎆

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They are riding the Benadryl train.

#not fans of fireworks

These are gluten free.

I have become too powerful.

Contemplative.

Made my darling mother-in-law a June Dress in this lovely Indian block printed cotton voile. I’m going to bring it to her in Michigan next week. It’s her favorite color. I lengthened the sleeves and added some ties on the back in case she doesn’t want to wear it loose like I do. It’s versatile!

And I added pockets, obviously.

#I have this fabric in a different shade of blue and if I have time I’m gonna make myself a one to match so we can be cute at the beach #jury is very much out on whether or not I’ll have time #and I’m making my mother one in another color!

Harper was here for four and a half hours and she and Henry laughed the whole time. They played board games and basketball, they went out to look at the sunflowers in the garden, they played music together (she was on piano, he was on guitar.) They made silly videos. They watched TV. They talked about their favorite books.

He was charming and funny the whole time. He immediately welcomed her and asked what she would like to do, then gave her a formal house tour, lol. He offered her snacks and drinks about a dozen times. He complimented her several times about her piano skills, her basketball skills, her humor. Every time I walked into the room she was smiling at him. When it was time to go, she hugged him (!!!)

He is still riding a major high.

I went through his camera afterward and found this, perhaps the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while:

#is there a word for the feeling you get watching your precious baby grow into a confident and capable young person?#like it hurts a lot but it would hurt worse to go back in time because you’d miss this version terribly #anyway I’m proud of him

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Genuinely what are we doing?

Henry’s girlfriend Harper is coming over this afternoon. Yes, she is still his girlfriend. They’ve been “together” since January 😱

He can sometimes be a little bossy with the neighbor girls, and they let him because they are older and he’s basically their little brother. So I just tried to have a conversation with him about not being bossy with Harper.

Me: ok buddy, now remember to ask Harper what she feels like doing. Don’t just start playing your music or turning on your TV shows or whatever.

Henry: omg Mom, I am a FAIR MAN. I am not a RAGING CONTROL FREAK.

#sheesh ok #def sounds like something a fair man would say

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