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The first pears from our tree are so beautiful I had to do a photoshoot.

It’s giving Dutch Master.

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Complicated feelings about our country right now, but we sure do love our people and that’s reason enough to celebrate 🎆

They are riding the Benadryl train.

#not fans of fireworks

These are gluten free.

I have become too powerful.

Contemplative.

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Made my darling mother-in-law a June Dress in this lovely Indian block printed cotton voile. I’m going to bring it to her in Michigan next week. It’s her favorite color. I lengthened the sleeves and added some ties on the back in case she doesn’t want to wear it loose like I do. It’s versatile!

And I added pockets, obviously.

#I have this fabric in a different shade of blue and if I have time I’m gonna make myself a one to match so we can be cute at the beach #jury is very much out on whether or not I’ll have time #and I’m making my mother one in another color!

Harper was here for four and a half hours and she and Henry laughed the whole time. They played board games and basketball, they went out to look at the sunflowers in the garden, they played music together (she was on piano, he was on guitar.) They made silly videos. They watched TV. They talked about their favorite books.

He was charming and funny the whole time. He immediately welcomed her and asked what she would like to do, then gave her a formal house tour, lol. He offered her snacks and drinks about a dozen times. He complimented her several times about her piano skills, her basketball skills, her humor. Every time I walked into the room she was smiling at him. When it was time to go, she hugged him (!!!)

He is still riding a major high.

I went through his camera afterward and found this, perhaps the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while:

#is there a word for the feeling you get watching your precious baby grow into a confident and capable young person?#like it hurts a lot but it would hurt worse to go back in time because you’d miss this version terribly #anyway I’m proud of him

Genuinely what are we doing?

Henry’s girlfriend Harper is coming over this afternoon. Yes, she is still his girlfriend. They’ve been “together” since January 😱

He can sometimes be a little bossy with the neighbor girls, and they let him because they are older and he’s basically their little brother. So I just tried to have a conversation with him about not being bossy with Harper.

Me: ok buddy, now remember to ask Harper what she feels like doing. Don’t just start playing your music or turning on your TV shows or whatever.

Henry: omg Mom, I am a FAIR MAN. I am not a RAGING CONTROL FREAK.

#sheesh ok #def sounds like something a fair man would say

Henry is now fully obsessed with music. He plays his guitar(s) and the piano all day every day, and spends most of his time looking up music and creating new songs in GarageBand. Erik bought him an interface that connects his electric guitar to the computer and he’s been making all kinds of music that way.

He has Spotify now too, and while quickly perusing the list of songs he’s been listening to, I found this playlist he created for the summer:

#he’s ten years old

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Cristiano Ronaldo is ugly, and I don't care if that's an unpopular opinion. I'm right.

Now you must bring your petition before the council.

She is considering your offer.

quasi-normalcy

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

newyorkcitywater

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

#I ask this literally every day

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There was maybe some confusion about the amount of blue dye, but otherwise they crushed it.

#and I only had to wash one bowl bc it was TOO HARD for Henry

We found a Percy Jackson cookbook at the library and Henry got SO EXCITED to bake with the girls. Today I’ve set them up a mise en place for these weird ass blue cookies because I’m a cool mom. The only rule is they have to clean the kitchen afterward.

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