so comes snow after fire

flop blogger is a lifestyle it’s a state of mind it’s not quantifiable it’s got nothing to do with follower count or whatever. give me 50k i’ll still find a way to post about something not a single soul on planet earth cares about

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

has anyone ever noticed there seems to be some homoerotic energy going on between naruto and sasuke?

the fucking character

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

man thinking abt the journey to babel... kirk is so taken aback when he sees spock get disrespected by his parents bc to him spock is most valuable officer thats is awesome and great and smart and sooo funny and compassionate and incredible etc. when he realizes spock's father requested someone else to give the tour the cogs are turning in his head trying to figure our how its possible to see a flaw in spock!! amanda sees spock as too vulcan and sarek as too human and spock sees himself as too much both and all kirk sees is his awesome mr. spock who is super cool. i'm going to cry

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

do you ever wonder what it would feel like not to be tired

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient