i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

1

Nothing wrong with me

world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

bumbo bee

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar