Noot boot

kotaku rejected my article "Long-Distance Relationships Are Inherently Queer Which Is Why It's Okay To ERP In The /yell Channel In Limsa Lominsa"

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

Hey op what was that last part

Did i fucking stutter

my ideal gay bar

Butch Hartman is the Elon Musk of cartoonists 

You guys know you’re describing a personality type right

I’m describing that they’re both pieces of shit.

Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles

is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic

He’s a bad guy, but he’s not a bad guy

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.