om nom nom

evan rosier who washes his hands obsessively and is an insane clean freak

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

There is always something to learn, there is always something to love

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

Lily would never fake an orgasm for Barty. She wants him to know that he failed.

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

marlene with her boxers peaking out