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This is how the skittles keep Hornkus from getting rabies too

The marauders fandom is wild to anyone who might stumble across edits because why is miss peregrines two sons dorian grey and willy wonka

The marauders fandom probably looks like a collective hallucination to everyone else

I do think james should have an eating disorder where because of toxic masculinity he needs to be as muscular as possible. I think he should obsess over having the perfect manly body and not think theres anything wrong with the mindset.

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Regulus and Sirius do their curly girl hair routines together in their bathroom mirror with face masks on if you even care???

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

sirius with perfect rigid ballet posture & remus who hunches over like a shrimp

sirius black