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unexperienced wolfstar learning intimacy together and it’s all awkward as hell. sirius climbs on top of remus clumsily, and remus is already bricked up crazily when they start undressing, and when penetration hits the first time it hurts, and sirius goes jerky and hisses way more than he moans, face buried in remus’ neck, and remus freaks the fuck out, panicking because he doesn’t know how to fix it, and all that

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

Regulus black was born as a left-handed person. But Walburga forced him to use right hand and hit him every time he used his left hand because according to her being left-handed is "improper".

remus hearing sirius' french accent and wanting to fuck him like a princess and sirius hearing remus' welsh accent and wanting to get fucked

the first time remus heard under pressure he started breaking down in tears, hyperventilating, because he'd give the world just to be able to listen to it with james

Sirius and Regulus are the type of siblings where if u see them separately then ur like “wait u look exactly like your brother” but when they are right next to each other it’s like “wait u guys actually look kind of different up close”

I’m so scared of white james potter I’m so happy he’s not real

the hc that sirius was regulus’ first word is soo sweet but like so funny to me because genuinely WHAT one year old is all up in here saying sirius orion black

I always imagine it more as an itty bitty 'siwi' with the s all slurred bc babies cant make s sounds easily

but imagine sirius riding it crazy style and remus is the one crying from overstimulation

sirius always has his pinky sticking out when he picks up a cup (hes tried to stop the habit, but it persists) and the rest of the marauders like to tease him endlessly for it. its a running joke, the little “posh boy” they have aiding their shenanigans. remus of all people finds it very funny and sirius does not, but he finds himself feeling more okay with the joke when at night his boyfriend crawls into his bed and kisses his pinky.

EDS Sirius black whose rings and combat boots are specifically placed (and laced) braces.

Oh my goodness! Someone else who supports the hEDS Sirius Black agenda! I have so much to say about my beloved hypermoblie Sirius!

I support any and all characters with hEDS but especially the black brothers (I also support the vEDS pandora rosier agenda and the hEDS remus lupin agenda)

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

I usually just add it to my drafts with a tag/caption bookmark and then some other sorting method (view later, writing tips, fandom, etc) so I can use control-F to find stuff and it works fairly well:)

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.