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turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

If you are a jegulus shipper and the only way you made the angst is by making Lily a home wrecker, extremely jealous of regulus or the second option like don’t talk to me at all, there’s a lot of ways to make them angst without the need to put down a woman

petition to take away all of regulus’ pain and give it to donald trump

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

sirius has been dead for 30 years today btw

Umm no he was literally just talking to me?? Please dont spread misinformation!!

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

New party game idea for fics: Seven minutes in hell. You go into the closet and beat the shit out of each other.

as much as i love sunflower getting the old potters' house and wolfstar moving in to their own little apartment i don't think sirius and james are physically capable of not living in the same building

James and sirius would try to convince remus and lily to let them get those full/queen sized bunk beds so they could still share a room

"where are his glasses? he can't see without his glasses" but it's Remus at James' funeral

I FOUND YOU!!! Ive missed you so much. You never annoyed me, if you want to start again I'd love it!!! And I'd cherish it<333 ILY2!!!<333