How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed
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How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

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new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)
me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:
no.
NO.
starting to rock back and fourth.
you do not understand.
you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.
we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.
do not tempt fate youngling.
step away from the paywall.
that is how you summon the ancient evils.
that is how you wake the lawyers.
(Edit please stop telling me to report it. I am very aware it’s against Ao3 TOS and illegal… that was the point)
marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)
Me when the slow burn is slow burning
jegulus snapshots⭐︎☀︎

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Regulus + Stars = My favourite conception
Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?
*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U
James: no sweetie, that’s not-
Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!
James: love, I don’t think he-
Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!