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Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

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the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?
What if Nathan didn't killed a man during the exy selection when Nathaniel was 10 years old but Nathaniel himself because he had failed the selection?
8 years later, some tragic deaths are reported to the news.
No one knows what the victims have in common. Except the Moriyamas.
Because it's their men who are killed by some criminal they can't find.
On the news, the Killer has a funny name: the Ghost
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Andrew Higgins loves mysteries, enigma and puzzles. Even more if no one, not even his cop adoptive father, can find the solution.
So, for his own amusement, he decides to run in personal investigation on the "Ghost Killer" case.
What can possibly go wrong?
- I know you told her that I'm not worth a damn, But I know you know who I am. - No. - I know you know who I am.
Am I the one (Reprise) - Next to Normal
I’ve lived alone cooking for one and I’ve been the main cook in the house for several people. I’ve worked with a budget of ten dollars and I’ve worked with a weekly budget of three hundred dollars. And either way there’s just never enough freezer space somehow.

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Andrew is frowning in his sleep. Neil knows that means he’s having a bad dream, so he reaches over and gently smooths the crease between Andrew’s brows with the tip of his finger. “I was sleeping,” Andrew mutters, his voice rough with drowsiness. “You were doing it wrong. Go back to sleep,” Neil tells him with naive sincerity, as though that were all it took to solve the problem. but Andrew doesn’t mind being woken up. If anything, he’s glad Neil did. this time, when he drifts back to sleep, he does so with the weight of Neil’s hand resting against his skin.
In real life, if you walked up to a random stranger in your neighborhood and asked them about whump and AO3, would they know what these were?
Yes. They would know what whump and AO3 were
They would know about whump, but they wouldn’t know about AO3
They would know about AO3, but they wouldn’t know about whump
No. They wouldn’t know what whump or AO3 was
I don’t know what whump is / I don’t know what AO3 is
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I still don’t get why people try to convince me that driving is less complicated than navigating a public transit system. With public transit I’m not doing most of the work.
since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.
Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.
My brothers are my half-brothers; they spent summers and some holidays with us. I love my brothers.
Their mother picked up after them. They were not required to take plates the kitchen or do the dishes or anything like that.
My mother, who would tell you she is for equality, came home one day, sighed at the mess of dirty dishes scattered about, and said, "Gayle, help me pick up."
"Those aren't my dishes," I said. "I picked up my dishes."
My mother sighed again. "Just help me pick up."
"No," I said again. "I didn't make that fucking mess."
She never approached my brothers and said, "Boys, in this house, you take your dishes to the kitchen." She did not tell our dad, "Hey, tell the boys they need to pick up after themselves."
It was, "Gayle, pick up the dishes."
And when I refused because it was not my fucking mess, I got lectured about being difficult.
See also: My brothers--in a classic dick-move of all siblings--figured out they could pop the lock on the bathroom door and throw it open, and I would freak out because I was in the shower and trying to get five fucking minutes of peace.
Guess who got yelled at for being "unreasonable"? Not the boys. Because a lot of moms of millennial boys still said shit like "boys will be boys" when they should have said "Boys, if you got body-slammed on the concrete, I'm not taking you to the hospital."
It was similar for Xers. I spent a lot of time in my 20's teaching romantic partners and friends basic household skills and having to be really hard ass about them carrying their weight.
It is stupid and infuriating and I hate that the "Boy Mom" trend is setting yet another generation up for unfairness and domestic strife.
Yep.
One time when I was in high school, my mum came home w/ groceries. She needed help bringing all of them in. Did she ask my brother who was already outside playing basketball? No. Did she ask her husband who was sitting on his ass watching TV in the living room? Nope. She walked past both of them, through the house, and into my room where I was doing homework and yelled at me for not immediately coming out to help her.
I have been told that I am "the last of the millennials" or that I'm a "gen zer" or that I'm "on the cusp" by so many different people that I am 100% convinced this is not a generational problem. It is a societal problem. And millennial parents are not immune to raising their kids this way just bc they're younger than x'ers and boomers. Same goes for gen z'ers and every generation after us so long as misogyny remains the bedrock of society that it is.

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this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day
I'm reworking the zip-off goth jorts right now, reconstructing the whole thing from ground up without any care for how it was arranged before I took it apart. So in case anyone's wondering what the hell the goth jorts are, they're my project where I turned a pair of black jeans into zip-off jorts, where the leg parts are attached mainly with a harness-like system with chain and buckles and stuff. So I when I zip the leg parts off and unattach the harness (which is tied to my belt up at the top), they'll just be regular black jean shorts.
I have also illustrated the potential secret, forbidden third technique: Pant legs and belt, no pants.
>book described online as full of perversion and shock
>open book
>stuff that’s understandable or explainable in the context of the narrative
How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif
A friend of a friend used to live next door to an NHL player and said that they tended to pass the house to fellow players when they got traded or left the area, so she just lived next to a rotating cast of professional hockey players and I can't get this out of my head:
Cliff buys Ilya's house off him when Ilya moves to Ottawa -- mostly furnished, because Cliff needs pretty much everything (bad breakup, she kicked him out and somehow got his condo out of it) and what is money to Ilya Fucking Rozanov? As he settles in, Cliff starts to notice little...curiosities. The smart TV is still logged into Roz's YouTube account and the guy watches a LOT of Shane Hollander highlight compilations? And interviews? And shirtless ads? But whatever maybe it's chirping material. But also there's a ton of ginger ale in the fridge and Cliff has literally never seen Roz -- or, like, anyone -- drink the stuff. Well, he's heard Hollander does. He keeps finding more and more random but extremely telling clues like a fucking Hollanov scavenger hunt and by the time Ilya and Shane get outed, Cliff isn't even surprised, he's just glad his best friend isn't a stalker.
I might have written two paragraphs and that might be all there will ever be.

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Andrew, to his ice cream: I love you.
Neil, burning himself pouring coffee: I love you too??
kevin moving out is a horror movie prospect