Koomie

i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

Bro what the fuck did they do to Neil Josten

do you think exy fans in the aftg universe flame kevin day on twitter for being a 3x nepo baby

lowkey hate when a fic mischaracterizes someone so bad that I'm fuming. Like who tf do I talk to about this. I'd rather slit my throat than publicly shame a fic but wdym Dan wilds is telling Neil the foxes should send him back to his serial killer father and the rape cult (the ravens) bc he likes when Andrew's a little rough in bed. what.

Andrew and Renee really looked at their group of misfits and train wrecks, made eye contact and decided to divide and conquer.

Do you…does…would—do you think Andrew likes Neil’s Fox…hole…?

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy