i lost my mom at 6 so uncle stuart is hilarious to be me bcs its literally like that
to be fair my mom had like 8 siblings and not all of them r like that but cmon. nothing speaks maternal uncle experience to me more than 1. complete silence 2. pulls a deus ex machima. drops from the ceiling. bang bang bang everyone 3. refuses to elaborate. complete silence. repeat.
no ones doing it like maternal uncles. oh hiiii nephew how have you been etc..
one of my exes once told me my life was so fucked up it read like somebodys edgy oc lore and i didnt understand what they meant until i read aftg





























