Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

Tumblr is great cause the “celebrities” are eating out of your dumpster like raccoons and have names like “s3xymaggotfaggot” or “blomku”

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

THE TAGS ON THIS ARE SO DARK

One day I might stop being so obsessed with my partners… today is not that day. They’re so cute and sweet and wonderful.

Happy disability pride month to everyone with ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone with complex ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone who questions if their problems are big enough to count as a disability, happy disability pride month to anyone who questions if their problems count as a physical or mental disability, happy pride month to everyone who has a disability that causes people to stare, and to those whose disabilities are hidden, happy disability pride month to everyone who deals with any kind of disability physical or mental, you’re all badass and I want you to remember that this month okay

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Yeah those other 5 have disgusting Gatorade in them

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again