Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

People were smoking and vaping in the thickest crowds at this year’s local Pride event. This is dangerous for those with weed and tobacco allergies, migraine triggers, breathing problems, etc…

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

can we please normalise shaming people who vape on public transport? because i’ve noticed multiple people doing this despite the fact that there’s clearly signs saying words to the effect of “don’t do it or you’ll be fined you inconsiderate fuck”

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

I have such a vivid memory of being like 13, and seeing this ad on YouTube saying that they had gotten childhood smoking down to 7% in America. I was so happy for all my fellow American children. Then the following year, vaping came out.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Shoutout to the guys who like to show off their average/below average size dicks. The real kings. I thank you for your services. Couldn’t be hotter 🥵

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

im here babe if you need oral support, i mean moral support

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella