Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

everyone get more normal about casual sex right now. it's not morally wrong. sexual attraction is not evil. take a deep breath

do any of u know about mormon bubble porn

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

Bro can I please be weird about you

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay

“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly

But a summer salad with lettuce will have you happily married to the toilet😇

punk is when you look to your peers for approval that what you are doing is acceptable

surely another trinket will cure me

surely another trinket will cure me