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kitten i'll be honest daddy's getting kinda sick of this whole discord roleplay thing. i just don't really think it's for me anymore. can you just call me Garrett

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

...the alt text?

i love alt text that itself is a part of the art

@unhelpfultarot

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

the motorcycle on this season of the pitt is like chekhov’s gun except every hour chekhov is showing up with two or three more guns and now you’re starting to get worried. because obviously they’re going to go off but what kind of looney tunes ass bullshit requires that many guns. chekhov’s gun has become chekhov’s militia. and there’s still like 7 hours of your shift left.