Disaster bi

your cat was an honor to see in the window

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as